My name is Terrance Henry Stoot. I was born in the small town of Toronto, Canada. I love Kroff Dinna. Philip is my best friend through thick and thin. I was married to famous pop-vocalist Celine DEon, but we divorced. I tried to patch things up, but she had already began a relationship with another man named Ugly Bob. I have won the Nobel Peace Prize. Scott is Philip and mine arch-nemesis. He tries to convict me of murder every week. He is a dick. My precious daughter Sally means the world to me. Philip and I once saved her from being kidnapped in Iraq. We also once saved our beloved home of Canada from smelly Turkish dictator Saddam Hussein by having all of Canada fart at the halftime of a Rough-Riders football game. Well, you must excuse me now; I think I have to FAHT!
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