...And so a survey |
Name: Kelsey, Patsy, Kelogg, KelsumsZodiac Sign: Aquarius Birth Year: 1989 Birthplace: New York, NY Hometown: New York, NY Is your Hometown a small town, rural town, suburb, city, or inner-city: it's ...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Dec 2008 07:33:00 GMT |
Bookman |
The nicest kid on the block, a kid who had potential. A kid who always had a kiss hello, who was always willing to share a blunt..always offered even though you always said no....Always asked for a ci...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 17:48:00 GMT |
Homeless Guy |
Homeless Guy: Hey do you remember me?Me: No, sorryHomeless Guy: I'm gonna get my gun and blow your fucking brains outBig Puerto Rican: Get the fuck away from her I'll kill you Me: whew, that was close
Posted by on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 17:21:00 GMT |
The Brazilian |
Brazilian:The other night you told me you didn't want to be in a relatonship.Me: I did? Well Thats good, at least Im honestBrazil: You will love me..(creepy European sex eyes) I promise you will love ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 01:14:00 GMT |
I just asked my mom if she liked ceaser salad... |
Me: Mom, do you like ceaser salad?
Mom: No
Me: Why?
Mom: because there's too much chewing invoved.
Posted by on Wed, 23 Mar 2005 18:40:00 GMT |
