Phantom Vomit |
I awoke this morning, my wood barely forming.My phone's too loud, morning wood now proud.I grabbed my phone, I threw it hard.My head was spinning, and fairly disbarred.The air was thick, and burned my...
Posted by ¤ naked fuckign joel ¤ on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 09:31:00 PST |
5 Reasons Mormons are Like Lions |
The other day when I was high, I realized that Mormons are a lot like lions in many ways. Don't believe me? Read on...:
1. Mormons believe in polygamy, which is the ability to have more than one wife ...
Posted by ¤ naked fuckign joel ¤ on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 12:00:00 PST |
10 Naked Fat Chicks. |
i'd like to see a stampede, going down the road,10 naked fat chicks, a damn wide load.
i'd like to see them fall, and roll down a hill,10 naked fat chicks, getting fairly ill.
i'd like the see th...
Posted by ¤ naked fuckign joel ¤ on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:16:00 PST |
I have an idea, lets shoot people! |
I have an idea, let's shoot people!
Sometimes I wonder how our society has gotten so bad and I wonder how some people can think the way they do& Then I remember, most of you are fucking retards. There...
Posted by ¤ naked fuckign joel ¤ on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 10:57:00 PST |
I FOUND THE VIRGIN MARY TOO! |
I found the virgin mary as well!! I used to think it was all bullshit and people trying to be recognized, until it happened to me as it could to any one of you reading this. In the authentic pictures ...
Posted by ¤ naked fuckign joel ¤ on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 11:06:00 PST |
Quickies on the Job |
Meet up in the back room,or maybe in the bath room. Up in the stall, in the back of the hall. Lean up on the wall, be careful not to fall. Tell her that you want her, She'll squeeze you close and tig...
Posted by ¤ naked fuckign joel ¤ on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 03:20:00 PST |
Add her, If You're an Idiot |
Ok. I was looking for some quality blogs to amuse myself with this morning because I am a bit hung over and slightly bored. When I stumbled over some writing that was quite possibly the shittiest I ha...
Posted by ¤ naked fuckign joel ¤ on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 11:28:00 PST |
Racism is Acceptable |
WARNING: This blog may offend anyone of any color or country. It may contain slang terms used to describe races and skin colors. In this blog I make fun of every race including my own, just to show th...
Posted by ¤ naked fuckign joel ¤ on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 09:48:00 PST |
Suicide, The Right Way Out. |
Suicide, The Right Way Out.As we know, a lot of kids hate their parents and a lot of them threaten to kill themselves every day. Most people think of this as a bad thing, but my research shows otherwi...
Posted by ¤ naked fuckign joel ¤ on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 11:35:00 PST |
Fat Bitches & Whorillas |
You may think i am shallow, and an asshole for what i am about to write. But that is only because i am shallow and an asshole so congragufuckinlations.
Back sometime when the dinosuars were around, fa...
Posted by ¤ naked fuckign joel ¤ on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:39:00 PST |
