Yessa Massa! |
So yesterday I went on a fieldtrip with my 4th grade tutoring class. While we were at the State Farmer's Market one of my students said that he wanted to wrestle me and that the loser would have to pa...
Posted by My Addiction on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:52:00 PST |
Gotta Catch 'Em All!!! |
News of the World is reporting that Angelina Jolie is planning to adopt for the fourth time, just weeks after she adopted a 5-year old boy from Vietnam. She has also adopted Maddox from Cambodia...
Posted by My Addiction on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 10:45:00 PST |
Here's one for the books. |
If a woman has a close male friend. This means that he is probably interested in her, which is why he hangs around so much. She sees him strictly as a friend. (Or at least pretends to.) This always st...
Posted by My Addiction on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:53:00 PST |
Why I dont like Harry Potter. |
Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book.Let's see the results... "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry. "Oh, well -...
Posted by My Addiction on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:38:00 PST |
Just for your information... |
You cant bring sexy back without the reciept.
Posted by My Addiction on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 04:38:00 PST |
The French!!! |
An officer in the U.S. Naval Reserve was attending a conference that included admirals from both the U.S. Navy and the French Navy. At a cocktail reception, he found himself in a small group that incl...
Posted by My Addiction on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:00:00 PST |
Wind Energy... DON'T SUPPORT IT!!! |
Wind energy is a method of collecting power from the blowing of the wind. Not only is this a clean and renewable energy source, but it can actually displace excess Carbon Dioxide in an area. Problems ...
Posted by My Addiction on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:15:00 PST |
just a question |
How do you get a goth out of a tree?Cut the rope.
Posted by My Addiction on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 05:37:00 PST |
Bad Drivers |
What's up with bad drivers? I mean, is it really so hard to push the pedal and spin the wheel at the same time?Then there's the 2-footers... If your brake lights are on, but you're accelerating... som...
Posted by My Addiction on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:04:00 PST |
Whitty Humor of the Day |
You know what cracks me up? trojan condoms, hehe.. I mean if you think about it, a trojan horse was really full off all these little men, and it was a trick to get them inside the fortress.. once insi...
Posted by My Addiction on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 03:41:00 PST |
