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What you see is what you get. I am a straight forward guy,laid back and blunt for the most part. I like to observe the world around me, but at the same live it too. Some people consider me a nice, some people hate me. Honestly I could care less. I try not to let to many things in life get to me. I enjoy my friends and the friendships I have with them. I like bad jokes and laughing. I am quiet for the most part and will talk if I have something to say, but I enjoy listening more than talking. I enjoy conversations with something to learn. I tend to talk alot more when I am drinking, but who doesnt? I enjoy cooking, but the meals never turn out the way I intended them too. I am some what germaphobic and wash my hand for no reason sometimes, I dont believe in dishwasher's and prefer to wash everything by hand. I hate change in my pocket unless it is even ofcourse. When I pump gas I have to end it on a even dollar. I have my bad habits like everyone else and have a tendency to stare off into space, lost in my own thoughts sometimes. My friends know my alot better than I know myself I suppose. Besides all of my amazingness, I'm a big fan of turtles and probably the smartest guy I know............As any canny woman knows, the dance floor separates the men from the boys. Women LOVE men who can bust a move, from the 'Sprinkler' and the 'Cowboy' to the Tango....dancing scores major points. So next time you're getting 'jiggy' with it, break out this gem. This dance will demonstrate you are the King of the Dance floor and win them hands down (a SURE fire way to make it to at LEAST second base).Steps (Use Fig. A as reference):-----------------------------Step 1. Form two 'claws' consisting of the index and middle finger (a la T-Rex)..........Step 2. Bend forward from the waist..........Step 3. Hold claws close to chest, jut head out...snap teeth at random (the more saliva the better)...........Step 4. Take a step forward, rear up, letting go with a prehistoric shreak (example)...........Step 5. Chase your 'prey' (date) around the dance floor...in a lurching gait, all the while pretending to have a 10 foot tail attach to your rear...........Step 6. Repeat steps until desired effect has been achieved...........*Guaranteed to get women's attention or your pride back...........