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Kampf Tapes

...woooo! gigilo blues...

About Me

The Less You know the better we'll get along.

My Interests

kickin' ass & takin' names, grinding my jaw, pranks, unlocking repressed memories, rainy-day couch naps with my old lady, marinating food-stuffs, unexpected visitors, back-handed compliments...

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can explain why cell phones are destroying the worlds bee population, Belial, & a sleestack.

Music:

painful noise or blissful silence / blissful noise or painful silence

Movies:

Irreversible, Xtro, Over The Edge, Fat Guy Goes Nutzoid, The Rapture, Cameras Eye, City of God, Battle Royale, Old Boy, All Quiet on the Western Front, The Passion of the Christ, The Wild Life, Tora Tora Tora, Citizen X, The Man Behind the Sun, The Thing, Female Trouble, Drugstore Cowboy, The Garbage-Pail Kids Movie, Quest for Fire, His Girl Friday, KingKong(original only), Tokyo Decadence, Bodacious Ta-Ta's, The Black Robe, Swimming with Sharks, Ichi the Killer, Humanoids from the Deep, C.H.U.D., Battle Beyond the Stars, Fantasia, Straw Dogs, Heavenly Creatures, Red Dawn, Ti Guk Gei( The Brotherhood of War), Raiders of the Lost Ark, Primer, Pi, Rubbers Lover, Sympathy for Mr. Vengance, Meatballs 3, RAN, Scandal, The Dark Crystal, Sorcerer, The Howling, Visitor Q, Scanners, Them, Freaks(Tod Browning), Trekkies, High Plains Drifter, Fingered, Dead Ringers, Parents, Full Metal Jacket, Heavy Metal Parking Lot, Jesusismagic, The Decline..., Dog Day Afternoon, The Woo-Woo Kid, Two Moon Junction, Ghost Dog, The Man with the Golden Arm, Duel, Cool Hand Luke, Jesus' Son, The Longest Day, They Live, Wild at Heart, Cruising, Guinea Pig: Flowers of Flesh and Blood, Jaws, The Proposition, Mad Max, The Exorcist, MenaceIISociety, So Fine, Shampoo...

Television:

Antiques Road Show, It Takes a Thief, Military Channel(any), UFO Files, El Gordo e la Flacca, Caught on tape...

Books:

The Persian Boy, Shit Magnet, Labyrinths, The Naked Ape, With the Old Breed, The Atlas, You Shall Know Our Velocity, The Campaigns of Alexander, Neopolean, Slapstick, Just-so Stories, Zodiac, The Black March, A Peoples History of the US, Choosing Death, The Apochratha, What They Carried, Rivethead, Killing for Culture, Eros in Hell,Manchild, Little Girl Lost, Victory Chimp, Brave New World, Answer Me...,Which Lie Did I Tell,The Open Form,What's in a Word?,The Fine Art of Literary Mayham,Notes of a Dirty Old Man,I Need More, A Man Without a Country...

My Blog

sarcasm rules

Some funny shit I've heard lately: The following took place after leaving the Dec. 27th hardcore show at the Thrashitorium... Brian: " Those straight-edge bands were ok. I liked how they made sure you...
Posted by Kampf Tapes on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 06:15:00 PST

The Menstration Proclaimation pt.1

I'm sure everybody out there is well aware of the slew of new(er) MTV "reality" shows, such as 'My Sweet 16', 'My First Prom', and for the young dreamers out there you have the "dare to spread your wi...
Posted by Kampf Tapes on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 02:15:00 PST

Zombies- More than a Limey pop-group

So my brother, our friend Jay & I went to go see the DAWN OF THE DEAD remake last summer & as we were leaving I asked them what they thought. Jay muttered something about  having to make ...
Posted by Kampf Tapes on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 07:08:00 PST

Fame? I wanna live for never!

             I remember this one time when Scott and I were talking about a mutual friend. He was a musician on his way up. A real record contract...
Posted by Kampf Tapes on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 12:07:00 PST