The world is interesting.
People who will give me jobs. Easy jobs that pay a lot like "Boss", "Supervisor", "Lottery Winner" or "Web Designer."I'd also like to meet you. Send me a text message.
I have unlimited texting on my phone. Send me a happy note.
Downloaded off the Internet.
I want to say "I like independent films" so I can look cool in front of the pretty girls, but I'm dumb and like pretty much every movie I see.
TiVo is to television what Pan-Asian buffets are to food. All the best stuff when you freakin' want it. The sushi is always mediocre at those places. Uh... just like TiVo.
Things with short snippets of information for reading in the bathroom. Trivia and science books are good for that, as are David Feldman's imponderables. Magazines such as Popular Science, Popular Mechanics, Wired, Newsweek and Skeptical Inquirer are some other favorite bathroom reading rags. (But I miss having a girlfriend so I can have Jane in there.)I like short things because my brain doesn't work.
Anyone who has ever done something hard, did it well and was happier because of it, is a better person than I.Also Peter Petrelli.