"They always throw around this term 'the liberal elite.' And I kept thinking to myself about the Christian right. What's more elite than believing that only you will go to heaven?" --Jon Stewart"Condoleezza Rice was confirmed by a vote of 85, 13, despite a contentious but futile protest vote by democrats. By the way, for a fun second term drinking game, chug a beer every time you hear the phrase 'contentious but futile protest vote by democrats.' By the time Jeb Bush is elected, you'll be so wasted you won't even notice the war in Syria." --Jon Stewart"To sit here at the same table with my hero, George W. Bush...I feel like I'm dreaming. Somebody pinch me. You now what, I'm a pretty sound sleeper, that may not be enough...Somebody shoot me in the face." --Stephen Colbert, roasting Bush at the 2006 White House Correspondents' dinner.
..my old friends. . .everybody in louisville that I don't talk to anymore! I miss you guys! (is that what that means? or is it famous people? because in that case, eddie. also, carson, thom, kyan, ted, and jai. and oprah.)..
PEARL JAM (still :) jem, piebald, snow patrol, my morning jacket, the concretes, oar, stereophonics, postal service, cranberries, mazzy star, david gray, ryan adams, pete yorn, killers, keane, coldplay, james taylor, g love, jimi hendrix, rolling stones, maroon 5, dashboard, smashing pumpkins, the streets.
beaches, primal fear, old school, road trip, best in show, napolean dynamite, the other sister, malibu's most wanted, wizard of oz, an affair to remember, breakfast at tiffany's, Life Is Beautiful.
project runway, the black donnellys, boston legal, cold case, queer eye, daily show/colbert report, anything on HGTV.
Affluenza, Dear Bess, Save Karyn, Reeking Havoc, Night, the Tipping Point