Men's Rules |
Now here are the rules from the male side. > These are our rules! Please note. these are all numbered "1 " ON PURPOSE! 1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big g...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Mar 2009 10:56:00 GMT |
LOVE |
Why is it that men / women walk around complaining all the time when it comes to love? I'll tell you why....You see....one always loves more than the other..oryou love them and they love another...or ...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 09:37:00 GMT |
Italians are the best |
THE REASONS ITALIANS ARE THE BEST:1.Italians are the greatest lovers2.Italians are the greatest kissers3.Italians make the best wise guys4.Nobody loves their mamma like an italian5.Italians are withou...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:37:00 GMT |
Listen |
Man driving down road.Woman driving up same road.They pass each other.The woman yells out the window, PIG!Man yells out window, BITCH!Man rounds next curve.Man crashes into a HUGE PIG in middle of roa...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 16:28:00 GMT |
some random truths |
1. A day without sunshine is like night.2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest ...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Mar 2009 11:17:00 GMT |
Husband Down |
A Husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $10 ...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Dec 2008 22:28:00 GMT |
10 reasons to have sex |
10 reasons to have sex! did u know this...1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine an...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 22:42:00 GMT |
Why |
Here is a poem once written for me by a man I love................ Now And ThenWhen we first met, I was spoken forI wasn't happy,I needed moreOur relationship moved f...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jul 2008 15:26:00 GMT |
Whats One Night |
I guess it was said best in my all time favorite movies about life. I guess it's kind of my poster movie with a few slight differences...Riding in Cars With Boys..."One night can make you,one n...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jun 2008 17:18:00 GMT |
FOOD FOR THOUGHT: |
Is it better to spend life alone and miserable or with someone and content? Should you really push for that one perfect moment or do we always want more than we have regardless? Is it the thrill of th...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 23:56:00 GMT |
