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SFLS

Our Wireless is Whack

About Me

San Francisco Law School rose from the rubble of the 1906 earthquake and fire to establish itself as an independent evening law school. It incorporated in 1906 and became a non-profit in 1941. San Francisco Law School has been in its present location at 20 Haight Street since 1968.Other than that, we tell our students we have wireless but we're just kidding. Sometimes when a student is absent for one class we mark them down for nine absences and send them a letter from the dean to scare the shit out of them. On a good note, we give them free jolly ranchers to show our appreciation. MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator

My Interests

Law and porn.

I'd like to meet:

SFLS students...other people suck.

Music:

There is no time for music. Just listen to your classmates fart.

Movies:

Anything dealing with lawyers and hookers getting arrested.

Television:

No such thing.

Books:

Really expensive thick ones that can sometimes be used as a step to grab that sweater on the top shelf of your closet.

Heroes:

That guy Maharaj at the corner liquor store.