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Cliff Clavin

We're more into raisin hell and having a good time

About Me

Cliff expounds his "Buffalo Theory" to Norm....“Well, you see, Norm, it’s like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.”

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My Interests

Anything to do w/sports...playing, watching amd betting on them...my car is my pride and joy, i'll never let that bitch go, truthfully what i enjoy most is just being around friends, partying like a rockstar and havin a good time. OAKLAnD A's ANd S.F NiNerS! Rich Harden & M. Kotsayimg src="http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/20050720/harden_sm_ 4566.jpg"

I'd like to meet:

Honestly just some individuals that like to get down and boogie img src="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/culturevulture/doherty98734 5.jpg" "

Music:

"When Motley Crue came on the scene, it was less as a band than as a gang. We'd get drunk, do crazy amounts of cocaine, and walk the circuit in stiletto heels, stumbling all over the place." -- Vince Neil img src="http://myuseless-info.com/motley_007.jpg"

Movies:

Reservoir Dogs, Tombstone, true romance, braveheart, casino, the wanderers, goodfellas, American History X, leavin las vegas, american graffiti..any cheesey horror flick is cool...

Television:

I actually wanted to be in the FBI for about 20 minutes after I saw that movie with Jodie Foster and that guy who eats people in his basement, but I was really stoned at the time. And to be honest with you, for about 20 minutes, I also thought about making a dress out of people's skin img src="http://images.quizilla.com/M/MorePunkThanYourMom/106739 8189_o911travis.jpg"

Books:

The man himself img src="http://www.hbo.com/larrydavid/img/252x190/252x190_ep48_ larrysmiling.jpg"

Heroes:

"I never want to be called a 'good loser'. Show me a good loser and I'll just show you a loser."-Stu Unger ..

My Blog

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THE DAY IS MINE!... i'll take famous tittes for $200 please
Posted by Cliff Clavin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST