The cigarette |
Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drinkand a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene:...
Posted by Tracy on Sat, 17 May 2008 04:47:00 PST |
I can run, but I can’t really hide... |
Tag! You're it! Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird and random facts, habits, or goals about yourself. Then, choose 10 people to be tagged. List their n...
Posted by Tracy on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 11:00:00 PST |
A WOMANS WEEK AT THE GYM |
I copied this from my friend Jwynet...thanks for the laughs girl!!!Dear Diary,For my birthday this year, my daughter (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me. A...
Posted by Tracy on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 06:35:00 PST |
The Wedding Gift |
The wedding date was set and the groom's three pals - a carpenter, anelectrician and a dentist were deciding what pranks to play on thecouple on their wedding night.The carpenter figured sawing the sl...
Posted by Tracy on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:51:00 PST |
THE 6 BEST SMART ASS ANSWERS OF 2007 |
SMART ASS ANSWER 6 It was mealtime during an airline flight. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or ...
Posted by Tracy on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 03:49:00 PST |
T A G ... Im so popular!! |
Once you've been 'tagged', you have to write a blog of 10 weird / random facts/ habits/goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged , listing their names and WHY you chose them. Don'...
Posted by Tracy on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 07:52:00 PST |
iPod Challenge |
Got this from one of my facebook friends.
Step 1: Put your music player on random.Step 2: Post the first line from the first 30 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing the song.Step 3: Post and le...
Posted by Tracy on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 09:10:00 PST |
Granny’s Pies |
Granny Adams made such beautiful pies! One day, I asked her, "How do you get such beautiful pies with the crimps around the edge so even?" "Well, it's a family secret," she said. "But if you promise n...
Posted by Tracy on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 08:29:00 PST |
Broke is broke |
A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. ..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:o...
Posted by Tracy on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 05:40:00 PST |
Alcohol |
A man goes into a cocktail lounge and approaches a woman sitting by herself :Man: "May I buy you a cocktail?"Woman: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do t...
Posted by Tracy on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 02:17:00 PST |
