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Micken Culley

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I am a four year old black-headed caique... OK so I lied on my profile to getting a friggin acount... ;)I am shite at flying but I do a mean Kill Bill Theme tune whistle.... I can impersonate an answer machine and many bird calls ;)I can say my own name in a cute, Mickey-mouse style high-pitched voice :)My Mama adores me and I wrap her round my lil claw ;)I am six inches tall... yeah girls ;)My Mum found my penis about six months ago... my big bro Anthony always took the piss outta me 'fore she found it... sayin that I was a girl!! Wanker!!!!I chill in my cage and love to be taken out with my Mum... see pics of me with her, she's not too bad lookin' for her age and she has a f*!kin GREAT sense of humour ;) I have a starring role in her new book which is about a pyrate queen... please buy a copy then it might get made into a movie and I can get to do some actin' :)Love Micken x

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Any birds who won't take the piss outta my height,Johnny DeppKiera Knightly (cos my big bro, Tony lubs her :)Jack Nicholson (Dunno how ter spell his name but I thinbk he's great!)The chick of my dreams ;)

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