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About Me

The rainbow coalition took an early meeting and formed me. Which is kinda cool unless you try to feel some sort of cultural pride. I was drinking at Kells and was introduced to this music that puts Irish traditional music to African beats, drums and I thought "aha!" That is me! And then the blood keeps getting more and more colorful until I find myself sitting at home, in a kilt, straightening my hair, indignant over the suffering of my people and ashamed of the suffering my people have wrought. AND I wonder why I can't get a date with anyone other than Mr. Doritos and his frat Brothers Ben & Jerry!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a jackhammer. I think I would be good wth a jackhammer. I have no proof of this as no one has ever allowed me to use a jackhammer, and since I have no experience no one will hire me to use a jackhammer and really how is one to get that experience then?? Lie about it and hope for the best? Seriously lame movie plots show us this never works. So if you have a jackahmmer call me.

My Blog

Women are bad!

Body:I just read this bullshit article entitled four women to avoid, and my head is literally spinning. As soon as the priest deems me demon free I will be spewing some venomous words. OK I have been...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 16:43:00 GMT

We buried my grandmother this weekend

We buried my grandmother this weekend. Saturday, at the church service, I struggled to place familiar, yet seldom seen, relatives as we all congregated outside the chapel in a sea of black and blue. T...
Posted by on Wed, 03 May 2006 11:11:00 GMT

I am sooooo weird 6 ways past Sunday!

6 Weird/Things/Habits  The Game:The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird/things/habits about yourself" and people who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things,...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 23:09:00 GMT

Rob's Cat

My friend Rob had a cat. My friend Rob had a silk couch. My friend Rob had a cat with no claws in deference to the silk couch. My friend Rob always had good weed right next to the silk couch. Needless...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 13:59:00 GMT

It was a dark and stormy night. . .

I am not Martha Stewart. I am not. Once upon a time I bought one of her magazines, she had tons of DIY projects just in time for Christmas. really cute things. Really cute with complete direction...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 23:21:00 GMT

I got my license renewed today

OK Fine I am going to say it!   Happy New Year 2006!    Two thousand and freakin' six! A year I have been dreading for four years.  Thats right -- dreading.  And not so...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 00:53:00 GMT

Leaving the Bar

Last night I was feeling a tad bloated. Large. Fuzzy. Zitty.  Not pretty.    FACT:  I am used to feeling pretty. I admit this freely. Not in a conceited way.  For example, I...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 17:15:00 GMT