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BK

About Me

I'm big. I like loud things, noise is great. GG Allin is my hero, drink fight and fuck all the way. Why do all you people give a fuck about all you other people? Why do you talk? Why do you open your mouths? Who the fuck are you and why do I care about you? Why are you going to add me, just so you look like you have more friends? You myspace people should get a fuckin life. All of you. That includes me fuckfaces.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

pirates and your mom. Figure the one goes with the other, the dirty wench.

My Blog

Theologies. 1.

Here's a thought.  Don't you all think that the Devil would get a little bored of torturing people all the time?  I mean, an eternity of hearing people scream is bound to give you a headache...
Posted by on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 09:50:00 GMT

Yuppy puppies.

Yuppy puppies.  That's the term I'm using to describe the mixed up youth of suburbia.  There was a time when Mom and Dad used to hold down their kids, teach them respect, what drugs do, what...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 22:02:00 GMT

I just had a genuine thought

So is it any real wonder we descended from apes, I mean, fish swim in their shit.  Worms dig in their shit.  Most mammals roll in shit, walk in shit, step in shit.  Apes, gorillas, monk...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 20:37:00 GMT

My dreams.

Man, I had the best dreams ever last night.  So the first one, I was eating breakfast in this place that had no sidewalks or grass, just even level pavement that was all grey.   So awes...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 11:08:00 GMT

biteme

Leslie Neilson is the man.  Hoooooooooly fuck.   He is so the man. 
Posted by on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 08:49:00 GMT

This one is cool I like it.

Who here has ever known the feeling of not knowing what to do?  What the hell is up with that feeling?  Shouldn't we know what we are supposed to do?  What do YOU do when you don't know...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 13:19:00 GMT

read this one

i was gonna blog, but now im not.
Posted by on Wed, 27 Jul 2005 19:21:00 GMT

its my blog. read it.

Boy.   I'm a good cook.  I like licking malt vinegar and grease off my plate.  The only thing better is drinking malt vinegar.  Or malt liquor, it's a toss up really.
Posted by on Thu, 30 Jun 2005 08:13:00 GMT