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About Me

I am an absolute failure. Don’t bother speaking to, or even trying to reach out to me unless you’ve an odd preference for being let down. And please hi-jack the first time machine you do actually manage to see and convince my mother to have an abortion.

And oh, don’t follow leaders & watch your parking meters.
Have a nice life, it was all too much for me.

-lenny.

My Blog

The ocean doesn't want me today.

But I'll be back tomorrow to playAnd the strangles will take meDown deep in their brineThe mischievous braingelsDown into the endless blue wineI'll open my head and let outAll of my timeI'd love to go...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Aug 2009 16:03:00 GMT

Love and Lyrics.

I've always adored Big Band music. It's just something about those smoky old vocals...almost like-velvet, seeping in through the speakers mixed in with that magical mystique of a Hollywood-long gone t...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:01:00 GMT

Ugly snuggies & eyeball fetishes.

I promise to (Always)... 1.) Never make the mistake of thinking that Classic rock radio stations actually take legitimate requests. I swear that its just inhumane to make anyone outside of a former G...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:23:00 GMT

Bracelets & green LED lights.

Too many beeps, too many shots. Too many color-coded bracelets and too many catheters. Too many agonizing parades through crystal clear sliding doors. I shudder. I hesitate for a second in my step, if...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Jul 2009 23:15:00 GMT

Just one more.

Where there is love... you'll be there :)  Goodbye, Legend e
Posted by on Wed, 08 Jul 2009 02:05:00 GMT

Mini Coopers & a rubber egg.

Isn't it just funny how we tend to spend so much time in our lives working on the most selfly-made important tasks on all these social networking sites? (Enter your personal Twitfacespace addresses he...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Jul 2009 14:15:00 GMT

Orange slices on my world map.

I promise to (Always)...1.) Limit any and all of my current existing email addresses down to two, and no more. 2.) Learn more about all the things in life that bring people together...and to put a con...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 11:16:00 GMT

Dancing with Rachel Leigh Cook.

Remember those ubiquitously horrible late 90's "coming of age" movies we all saw in junior high?You know, the ones that for some reason always had to end with the protagonist (i.e. the token "good loo...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Jun 2009 00:13:00 GMT

My moonwalking fingertips.

Ok so am I the only person on the planet a bit turned off right now by the sudden outpouring of unconditional love for the now deceased King of Pop? I'm sorry. I mean I don't personally want to be the...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jun 2009 10:50:00 GMT

Scratching an eggbasket.

What if cats ruled the world? I mean, not to include anyone into my delusional little universe (where already in my mind, I've somehow convinced each and every leader of the world's major religions to...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jun 2009 23:34:00 GMT