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About Me

i work, i draw, i look at things. i make arbritrary conversation with people who i know or dont know (yet?) strangers like myself, nerds, weirdos, schitzo freaks. i have millions of pet ants that like to eat food that gets dropped on the floor of my home. i SMASH them

My Interests

thinking, tattooing, drawing, reading, frisbee, hackeysack, social behaviorDuck Amuck

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Music:

Pere Ubu - Urgh! A Music War - 1981

Add to My Profile | More Videos television, pixies, richard hell and the voidoids, the flaming lips, the eagles of death metal, queens of the stone age, iggy pop, fugazi, fear, government issue, lou reed, man or astro man?, misfits, new york dolls, nick cave and the bad seeds, george clinton and the parlaiment funkadellic, pere ubu, primus, the shins, sonic youth, joy division, ween, the white stripes, the violent femmes, blackalicious, olivia tremor control, nirvana, led zeppelin, dinosaur jr., the dead milkmen, the buzzcocks, the cramps, the dead kennedys, suicide, the modern lovers, the psychedelic furs, robyn hitchcock, the kinks, pavement, the jesus & mary chain, spiritualized, the deadly snakes, hot tuna, cream, the boomtown rats, Quasi, Amon tobin, Depeche Mode, the talking heads, my bloody valentine, massive attack, u-zique, serge gainsbourg, Kraftwerk, morcheeba... i guess ill stop there Better Living Through Chemistry

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Movies:

blue planet, wong kar-wai films, star wars, 24 hour party people, the big lebowski, waking life, akira, koyaanisquatsi, zeitgeist

Television:

Frank Zappa on Crossfire

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Books:

the salmon of doubt, the cheese monkeys, johnny the homicidal maniac, breakfast of champions, siddhartha, brave new world, why i am not a christian, man the myth maker, swamp thing(alan moore), anatomy for the artist, jitterbug perfume, Damien

Heroes:

DEAD MILKMEN smokin banana peels

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My Blog

muchas gracias guadelupe

i tried teaching myelf latin but theres so many other good books to read.the bakery is pretty sweet. the next couple of weeks ill be working 6 days a week and my computer isnt fixed yet so make phonec...
Posted by Jeff the Revelator on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 09:41:00 PST

now i have to lay a distraction on you

im not the lover man that you want me to be... i said well ;here i am in Portland Oregon, the land of ports with ports in-land. aka bridgetown, stumptown, the rose city, or as i like to call it "the c...
Posted by Jeff the Revelator on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 12:32:00 PST

spinning and fearless, that is the way of the jypsey top

so today in chicago, it was 0 degrees with a windchill of -16 degrees F. but soon enough i will be in Oregon with a more suitable and reliable climate. how wonderful... though this journey, until the ...
Posted by Jeff the Revelator on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 01:26:00 PST

short stories

Clean clams crammed in clean cans...How can a clam cram in a clean cream can? Can you can a can as a canner can can a can?!!!
Posted by Jeff the Revelator on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 06:24:00 PST

quazzius log 18743

the sub-cranial abrasions of this synergetic stream of thought, that wields its comforting assertion and forbearing demolition, really piss me off right now. everything is great but in one sense i wo...
Posted by Jeff the Revelator on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 12:30:00 PST

who likes to buy things?

ART FOR SALE! selling prints online shop in me i am also available for comission artistry. message me for further information. if you have my number though, call me because it would benifit us bot...
Posted by Jeff the Revelator on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 12:28:00 PST

deficate on the streets from 3 stories high

i moved to chicago 2 days ago. currently i am working as a cook at cafe lula in logan square, and i live in wicker park in this awesome apartment with a deck on my roof. technically i live in east vil...
Posted by Jeff the Revelator on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 07:04:00 PST

a delicatessen hessian with a mission of ingestion!

currently i work at circle pines center wich is a summer camp aimed at peace, equality, art, co-operation and other such things. i cook for many a childrens and fill their bellies with love (food of c...
Posted by Jeff the Revelator on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 09:39:00 PST

disassociative traumatic stress order

I've been thinking for the last three days... nothing to stop my mind from wandering. every way i try to keep myself busy fails to numb my cranial abrasions. "...everything they love abandons them and...
Posted by Jeff the Revelator on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:29:00 PST

new project

lining for canvas, i forgot the dimensions but its about 2 feet tall..">...
Posted by Jeff the Revelator on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:09:00 PST