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Layout by CoolChaser HELL. O Kids.. Im Satan, also known Lucifer, Legion, The Deciever, the Accuser, the Morning Star, Saturn, and Beelzebub. But you can call me Beelz! I see that God and Jesus have Myspace and I wanted to be part of the cool crowd as well!A little about me: Im a capicorn I like long romantic walks and killing the unborn! I like to watch Fox News and then go club some baby seals. Maybe take a bubble bath, drink some zinfedel, maybe wash up the baby seal smell.Ill make a toast to myself... Heres to my Hell (th)

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My Blog

You are a fucking sinner.

You wake up in the morning and hit the snooze button for 10 more minutes, you lazy son of a bitch thats  sloth, you sinner! You go take a shower and jerk off thinking of your wife's sister, you lusted...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jul 2009 20:57:00 GMT

THE STUPIDITY OF HUMANITY

People are stupid. No doubt about it. The stupidest race on this planet, if not for the whole galaxy. Now dont try to defend yourselves, its not going to happen.Lets begin from the beginning shall we?...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jun 2009 22:20:00 GMT

You're a slave.

You are a slave. You all are. You dont even know it. Here's a list of items you are slaves to and how.Religion-You are a slave to religion. Any religion, I dont care what, even Satanism! (but better t...
Posted by on Wed, 27 May 2009 18:19:00 GMT

Good bye Dear Dear friend Jesse.

I may joke around and kid about being the devil. But my heart is broken. I lost a brother last night. I sit here crying, I dont know what to do, how to feel, who to talk to you. This world is full of ...
Posted by on Sat, 16 May 2009 16:42:00 GMT

You are all sheep!

Can you go Baaa? Baaa? baa baa black sheep! You are all sheep. There are two kinds of people in this world. Sheeps and Wolves. which one are you? Ill bet a sheep. A slave. mindless, thoughtless. you w...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 20:56:00 GMT

Swine Flu or...NAFTA flu!

Ok, people.. wanna know whats more evil than me? NAFTA! what is NAFTA you say?Quick history lesson here kids, take notes, there will be a test at the end! NAFTA or.. North American Free Trade Agreemen...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 10:21:00 GMT

Its the end of the world as we know it...And I feel fine!

So its the end of the world again. I have had many attempts on destroying this God forsaken planet you feeble minded fools call Earth. I failed 2000 years ago, I failed miserably 1000 years ago, But i...
Posted by on Fri, 01 May 2009 12:50:00 GMT

Save yourselves from the boogie man!

So, Im driving in my red jeep in LA today, weather is nice, top is down, doors are off. Im disguised as one of you ugly humans. This lady pulls over next to me and sees a little devil hanging from rea...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 15:33:00 GMT

Where woould rather be?

According to Revelations, it says Heaven is in the clouds, A lamb sits at a throne next to a lion and everyone who has ever lived, including Angels, are on there knees praising this lamb. (MMMmmm lamb...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 15:11:00 GMT

Religion! really??? Do we need it?

Ok Scumbags, I come on here and goof off and say I am the devil, but in reality I am not. (The greatest trick the devil ever played was he convinced humanity that he did not exisit, so ask yourself th...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:24:00 GMT