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HoLMes aKa TArzAnBoi

definition of a Jesse: 1. A cocky pompus bastard that knows he's cute 2. up to anything as long as i

About Me


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Jesse Holmes --
[adjective]:
Smells like teen spirit
'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comSUp whom ever you are, Im jesse i also go by Tarzan, the crazy kid, and "THe attack Monkey" IM an 86 kid so count up and thats how old I am, right now im attending MATC for FireScience and aiming for Arson INvestigation. not up tight at all and usually a pretty chill or hyper active also a huge flirt, its in the nature.... I zone out and stare a lot when bored sorry its what i do.... get to scare a couple persons while at it and a push over/ I give in to the pleasures of life no mater how extreme !!!I LOVE TO LIVE!!! usually i dont deny Dares and that leads to a lot of my adventures.. im your best friend or vise versa.. fake people bug the hell out of me, so dont be a poser and ill like ya/ just dont damage my calm/../.. if you do be prepared to feel the wrath of 10,000 pissed off ducks and penguins second to last thing There are no need for clicks in this life goth, raver, emo, ska, prep, dont care as long as you can be welcomed to the players ball and party like super-stars porn-stars and rock-stars then roll to the club like me step to the front like and be just like me
Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||||| 63%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||| 36%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||| 63%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic |||||||||||| 50%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Work ethic |||||||||||| 50%
Self absorbed |||||||||||| 43%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||| 70%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||||| 70%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 50%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 63%
Wealth |||||| 30%
Dependency |||||| 30%
Change averse |||||||||||| 43%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||| 57%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 43%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||||| 63%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 43%
Female cliche |||||| 30% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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My Interests


Party'in, street-jumping, writing stories, gardening, cooking, hunting for the one and only, kickboxing, dancing, drinking, Party'in, physical sports is my thing, i also long strolls on the beach followed by running into burining buildings and pulling people ect.. out of emYour results:
You are Venom Venom 81% Dr. Doom 79% Apocalypse 78% The Joker 71% Two-Face 71% Dark Phoenix 70% Magneto 69% Mystique 67% Riddler 64% Lex Luthor 64% Juggernaut 59% Poison Ivy 59% Mr. Freeze 56% Green Goblin 55% Catwoman 53% Kingpin 51% Strength, disguise and adrenaline are your greatest weapons.
Click here to take the Supervillain Personality Quiz

I'd like to meet:

anyone worth while, people who wont bore me and like to have fun

What Planet Are You From?blah blah blah tarzan --
[noun]:

An immortal

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.comDRUGSSSSS!!!
You scored as Ecstacy. Love, sex, parties, and DANCING! Just be wary of your mood coming down! www.dancesafe.org

Ecstacy


69%

Mushrooms


69%

Marijuana


63%

Alcohol


63%

Cocaine


50%

Inhalents


38%

None!


25%
What's your ideal drug?
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Music:

Daft Flying Stepspretty much everything that i can move the money maker two xecpt country and jazz... R&B is ok working on making my own

Movies:


You scored as Chaotic Evil. A Chaotic Evil person is destructive to the extreme. These people put no value in life or beauty, taking pleasure in destroying both what is good and what is ordered. They have little to no respect for laws and the rights of others. Revenge is a powerful motivator for these people.

Chaotic Evil


80%

Chaotic Good


75%

Neutral Evil


65%

Chaotic Neutral


60%

True Neutral


55%

Lawful Evil


50%

Neutral Good


35%

Lawful Good


35%

Lawful Neutral


20%
What is your Alignment?
created with QuizFarm.comsick, bloody, gore, physicological thriller, horror, end of world, supernatural you know anything to give me a good laugh
.. You scored as Cheshire Cat. You love to make no sense. You're a smart aleck and love to play pranks on people. Confusing people to the point of frustration is your main goal in life.

Cheshire Cat


100%

Alice


81%

Tweedle Dee & Dum


81%

The Mad Hatter


81%

Caterpillar


63%

White Rabbit


56%

Queen of Hearts


50%
Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU?
created with QuizFarm.comgore films, horror, sick over bloodied crap you know comedies

Television:

whateva's on but mostly anime and other cartoons, vampire hunter D&Bloodlust, Guyver, Saiyuki Reload, FinalFantasy Unlimited, Bleach, Soul Hunter, GetBackers, Gate keepers, Records of lodoss war, ShadowSkill, soul taker, trinity blood, Tenjou Tenge, Dragon Drive, Noein, Trigun, golden boy, princess mononoke, akira, ghost in the shell, scryed, samurai 7, karas, Flame of Recca, Samurai Deeper (not porno), Tenchi muyo, vandread, voltage fighters, read or die, inuyasha, eureka7, one peice, naruto, zatch bell, and telle tubbies not really i use them for target practice

Books:

the ones i write
Name: Jesse
Birthdate: 5/1/86
Birthplace: mil-town
Current Location: mil-town
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 5'11-6'1 somewhere between there
Weight: 165
Piercings: none
Tatoos: on the todo list
Overused Phraze: yea
FAVORITES
Food: pesto cavatappi
Candy: kit kat
Number: 21
Color: crimison
Animal: dragons always had my fancy other wise white tigers
Drink: Capts, taquilla, and coke
Alcohol Drink: wait..... yea
Bagel: idk
Letter: eh
Body Part on Opposite sex: eyes, and smile
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberries
Hot tea or Ice tea: either or
Chocolate or Vanilla yum
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot choloate...... wait moca
Kiss or Hug: KISSS!!!!!!!
Dog or Cat: dog person
Rap or Punk: eh
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: one and the same to me
Love or Money: still cant decide
YOUR...
Bedtime: as long as im where i need to be
Most Missed Memory: that one feeling
Best physical feature: got me
First Thought Waking Up: shit!!!! i have to get up
Goal for this year: emt lisence
Best Friends: shane, don, jordan, nick, paul, amber, diva, heart, nando hmm couple others
Weakness: i cant control myself
Fears: going overboard after loosing myself
Heritage: NativeAmerican, AfericanAmerican, British, French-Canadian, Vieatnamese
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank:
Ever Smoked: yea
Pot: no comment
Ever been Drunk: hellz yez
Ever been beaten up: not on a godly scale but pretty bad
Ever beaten someone up: on a godly scale
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Grey, green, brown
Favorite Hair Color: black, brown, brunette
Short or Long: doesnt matter
Height: doesnt matter
Style: not fucked up
Looks or Personality: personality
Hot or Cute either or
Drugs and Alcohol: dont care as long as its not too bad
Muscular or Really Skinny: healthy, just not able to break me in half
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: oh yea now theres a number
What country do you want to Visit: australia
How do you want to Die: dont care as long as i had fun
Been to the Mall Lately: nope
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yea
Get along with your Parents: sometimes
Health Freak: not really
Do you think your Attractive: nope but im constantly reminded that i am
Believe in Yourself: not really
Want to go to College: am in
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Drink: like a phish
Shower Daily: i try sometimes i skip a day
Been in Love: once just not anytime soon
Do you Sing: yes
Want to get Married: yes i do
Do you want Children: yes
Have your future kids names planned out: a couple
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: no comment
Hate anyone: yea
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Heroes:

THE DARKNESS, witchblade, ghostrider, that guy who stopped me from killing everyone that one time i got really drunk, um anyone along those line..... oh yea spawndark heros that type of crapYour results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 95% The Flash 85% Iron Man 85% Catwoman 75% Spider-Man 70% Robin 70% Hulk 65% Supergirl 57% Wonder Woman 52% Superman 50% Batman 45% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...
it starts here

Created by Crazyprofile.comMy hero has yet to save me from myself, this is my testament. From a earth bound god to you, find a reason and keep with it, keep an ambition and never loose it, cause if you do you'll end up like me.

My Blog

QUOTES

I dont think out of the boxI dont try to tear it up, break out, swim throught those damn packing beans, or ask for helpi like the box, the box is nicebut its not your boxis Pandora's Box""something so...
Posted by HoLMes aKa TArzAnBoi on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 02:54:00 PST

4314 items 256 hours.... my bad 246

1. Put your music player on shuffle.2. Press forward for each question.3. Use the song title as the answer to the question.What does next year have in store for me?snoop dogg see - you when i get ther...
Posted by HoLMes aKa TArzAnBoi on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 12:22:00 PST

MY COMANDMENTS PLUS A COUPLE OTHERS

the basic ones up here, modifying "thou shalth not kill" to "thou shalth not murder" cause genocidies have been committed in the name of the lord, not to mention the biblical massacars that the almigh...
Posted by HoLMes aKa TArzAnBoi on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:20:00 PST