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The Return of Jack Lent

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About Me

I'm like a situation comedy with a mature theme and every episode I plot another hair-brained scheme, I'll be the next big thing on must see tv but in America the idols don't mean much to me. Not a penny to my name but if I had a nickel for every dime I smoked, I'd never worry about being broke, my tongue is like a jungle where the wild things grow, and my rhythm is manufactured from it's ebb and flow. I grew up on a road that pretends to be an island, I never learned to swim, but I digress, and I'm compiling a laundry list of love affairs; I count them on my fingers and toes. I let my penis lead me right by the nose.
You Are From Jupiter
You are exuberantly curious - and you love to explore newness.
Enthusiastic and optimistic, you get a kick out of stimulating intellectual discussions.
Foreign cultures and languages fascinate you. You love the outdoors, animals, and freedom.
Chances are you tend to exaggerate, so try to keep a lid on that.
If you do, you'll continue to be known for your confidence, generosity, and sense of justice. What Planet Are You From?

My Interests

If my plan goes sour I'll invent another one. I'm a Jack of all trades and a master of none.

I'd like to meet:

a good mix between crazy and sincerity.
You Are Root Beer
Ultra sweet and innocent, you have a subtle complexity behind your sugary front.
Children love you, but so do high end snobs... when you're brewed right.

Your best soda compatibility match: Dr. Pepper

Stay away from: Diet Coke What Kind of Soda Are You?

Music:

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
You will be sucked dry by a leech. I'd stay away from swimming holes, and stick to good old cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when your toe scrapes the bottom.
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Movies:

I couldn't possibly list them all, but notably: Metropolis (Lang). Anything by Kubrick or David Lynch. Videodrome. The Crow(Period). Vanilla Sky. Purple Rain haha. Bruce Lee! Legend. Big Trouble in Little China. Big Bird in China. Pulp Fiction. Kevin Smith. This list is never gonna stop now. There's a ton.

Television:

Cartoons! Remember The Adventures of Pete & Pete? I do... The Critic too!

Books:

All of 'em.

Heroes:

I'm never going to be famous. My name will never be writ large on the roster of Those Who Do Things. I don't do any thing. Not one single thing. I used to bite my nails, but I don't even do that any more. Dorothy Parker, Here Lies (1939), "The Little Hours"

My Blog

In like Flynn again...

A whisper to a scream? Who can even tell the difference anymore?
Posted by The Return of Jack Lent on Fri, 21 Dec 2007 09:04:00 PST

Cool Stuff You Should Know

In the 1400's a law was set forth that a man was not allowed to beat his wife with a stick thicker than his thumb.Hence we have "the rule of thumb ".Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invente...
Posted by The Return of Jack Lent on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:54:00 PST

you're gonna have to ask nicer than that

  I caught a light sneeze today. I woke up and all of a sudden my throat was swollen shut and I couldn't function. I guess I should have seen this congestion coming. It's around the time tha...
Posted by The Return of Jack Lent on Fri, 11 May 2007 09:40:00 PST

One moment of your time, if you please...

     Here is my mind, sprawled out on the computer. the most un-intimiate medium that our genius 20th century minds that invented. free associative diarrhea from my brain. i w...
Posted by The Return of Jack Lent on Wed, 29 Mar 2006 11:22:00 PST

scribble

sometimes the second impression is just as good as the first. but then again, sometimes the first impression can only last a second. i think you have to hear a song when they cross your path, that's h...
Posted by The Return of Jack Lent on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 02:59:00 PST

Friday the 13th

  So it's friday the 13th. and it's gone to night. So here i am. alone. in my home. no longer. tonight will be the last night i might ever spend in this house.    i woke up with this th...
Posted by The Return of Jack Lent on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 10:56:00 PST

CHUCK NORRIS< YEAHHH

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he...
Posted by The Return of Jack Lent on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 09:43:00 PST