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how country/redneck are u?
Name?: scooter
Where are you from?: savage
Favorite music?: bluegrass and old county
What do you drive?: ols achevia
Do you own a 4 wheel drive truck?: not any more
Does the truck have mud tires on it?: it did
Have you ever been mudding?: fuck yea
Do you like to hunt?: hell yea
what do you hunt?: anything that moves
do you know who David Allan Coe is?: fuck yea everyone should
name one song by Johnny Cash: boy named sue
What are you wearing right now?: coors lite shirt pants and weastern boots
Do you own anything carhart?: fuck yea
What kind of lawn mower do you have?: craftsman rider but it really cant mow lawns right now were makin it in to a raceing mower
Have you ever driven the lawn mower somewhere besides the lawn?: yea to my friends house
Favorite drink?: any whiskey
do you smoke?: cigars
have you ever dipped?: all the time
do you own a fourwheeler?: no
how many aminals do you own?: three
how many trucks/cars are up on blocks in your yard?: none
how many tires are laying around in your yard?: four in the back
do you live in a trailer?: no
who is your fav singer?: johnny rebel
Is Tim Mcgraw hot?: fuck no i'm not gay
Have you ever been to a rodeo?: yes
Who are the good ole boys?: bo and luke duke
Ever been to a country bar?: fuck yea prime time
Does your truck have a bumper sticker with "GIT R DONE": no
do you live in the country?: no
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deer or pork? deer
Lifted trucks or lowered trucks? lifted trucks, do i look like a mexican
Ford Chevy or Dodge? ford, dodge sucks ass
Dogs or cats? dogs
fishin or huntin or both? both
Wheelin or drinkin? both at the same time
Do you like niggers? fuck no
smokin or chewin? chewin cope
miller light or bud light? miller
remmington or winchester? winchester
Do You have a confederate flag? fuck yea
Do you like george bush? some what
Do you hunt? fuck yea
Do you fish? fuck yea
Do you have a lifted truck? not any more
Have you ever killed a deer? many
IH or Johndeere johndeer sucks international harvest all the way
Co-op or tractor supply? tractor suppplys
cattle or horses? cattle
southern or northern? i norther but wish i was southern
Yanks or rebs? rebs
southern comfort or vodka? fuck vodka soco
redneck or other ?? redneck
how was this survey?? fuck great

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