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Hiii ^_^ I'm Mai ^_^

NOTE: It's pretty pointless looking at my blogs
considering that most of it is gonna be chinese.
Unless i cant be bothered and type in english..
or when i put pictures on..
so yeah..pretty much pointless..

THEEE cousin that said "Biu Jeh, someone at school showed me their bum bum today" LOL!!
I love herr! ^_^ such a legend ahaha!!!!

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My Interests

"Biu Jeh, someone at school showed me their bum bum today" - Kammy, my lil cousin LMFAO!!!!!

"ALL THEY WANT IS A FUCKING ACOUSTIC GUITAR, YOU SELFISH BASTARD, GO AND WASH YOUR HAIR!"
"YOU'RE SHIT SO STOP PLAYING, AT LEAST MAI YEE AND HOLLY KNOW MORE THAN ONE SONG, YOU FUCKING ANGIN GREASY TWATS"
"AT LEAST THEY DON'T SHAG GREENDAY, I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN WHEN YOU GET OUT OF HERE!" - Steph Drysdale!!!!!!

"What if they steal my drinks?!? What if they drink it and dont pay me?! What if they dont like it?! WHAT IF..WHAT IF.." - Carole = DUMBASS!

Meshell and her biscuit flavoured tea LMAO!!!!

"Did you have a sigh of relief as you was pissing?"
and
"I had such a refreshing piss" - Steph and me talking about piss! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Jackie and the "HAH HEH" / mexican immigrants - Holly

"Jackie rhymes with ..HAH HEH'!!" - Holly

Fuckin' HIGH-LARRY-OUS! - Ghey Head

"Nothing was blocking the air conditioning in math" and "What Do You Know About Maths - My Pumpkin Laura

Laura = my lil pumpkin ^_^

Our moms are crazy mofos arent they Meshelly? LMAO!

"I'm still an Atheist, thank God for that!" - Adam

black sheep + white sheep = grey sheep - RACK

"FU**ING LOSERS THEY IS!!" - Meshell

"I SHIT YOU NOT!!" - Meshell

O'DOYLE RULES!! - Harriet

Heroes:

No particular order!!!
Kenny K - Love him SOO much! Whenever we're in a rush to go somewhere, he always acts as though he's an FIB where he'd run up to some wall, bang his arm against it, and then signals me to come along! Its soooo funny when he does that! But in the end, he complains that his arm hurts! He's sooo cute!!!! LOVE YOU LOTS KENNY!!! ^_^
Meshelly C - My sister from another mister ^_ I luff you sooo much!!! You crack me up with your stoopid comments!! They always make me think "WTH?!" LOL!
Christina - I love our chats!! They always make me laugh! She's sooo excited that her sister's pregnant cos she's looking forward to being an aunt! LOL!! So cute! ^_^ i luff this girl! I love our chats! We're always talking about our bfs, and how we both wanna meet up and go shopping and stuff!! LOL!!
Candy - She's such a great person to talk to ^_^ love you!
Ellen - Cant miss you out! SOR MUI! LMFAO!!
Ghey Chris - although you're not actually ghey, I still love calling you! Such a great buddy!! If you're an awesome friend of his, he'll let you into his house and raid the fridge for drinks and shit! Awesome guy this is! Thanks very much for everything ^_^
Darryl H - 4 words for you..YOU ARE A PUSSY! =P (private joke!) LOL!! This guy sticks up for me in every argument, whether he knows that i'm right or wrong. He still backs me up cos he told me that i'm like the baby of the group and that i shouldn't let people drown me out with their loud voices lol!! Plus he's helping Kenny look after me =p
Sarah B - like she says on her profile, she bullies me..yeah thats true! Only cos she's taller than me! But she makes me laugh SHIT loads! And I mean SHIT loads!!! We love to bitch LMFAO!!! Only at certain people though =] I've known her for 8 years (she says LOL!)She's practically my life buddy ^_^
Holly M - my MUM!!!!! lol!!! She's soooo funny! I love her nun jokes or the jokes she tells me in general LMFAO!!! She loves Mr Bean, and we always talk about him!! I always get an aching stomach and cheeks from Holly cos she makes me laugh soo much! I dunno what i'm gonna do without her ^_^
Carole N - Omg how the hell did i manage to miss her out?! Anyways, she's like the biggest pessimistic person i know! She always say the wrong things at the wrong time! So stoopid! LOL! And thats why i luff her! ^_^ she cracks me up lol!!
Carl W - (yeah you're on now bitch!) Carl ♥ Sex ;) LOL!!!!! I was kidding when i left just that on ahaha! I have more to write! I loved our chinese classes together. We were the only 2 people who didnt wanna read out loud, and if we did, we'd go "diu!" (fuck in chinese) throw the books onto the floor, and walk out. He'd usually have a fag break and i'd just listen to my MD player (damn! remember those things?) ahaha!! Then we get a big lecture off our parents cos the stoopid teachers told them =___=" not cool yo!! LOL!! Sooooo hilarious! Bestest day that was!! ^_^
Coady H - our chats are like really pointless, yet they're sooo funny!! He always cheers me up when i need it ^_^ i dunno what i'd do if you're not online when i need you to be lol! Thanks for everything! Short and simple, but its the thought that counts ^_^
Phu N - My BBFL lol!! (sorry sweetie, i dunno how to spell your last name =p) He's such a sweetie! Kinda like my Naruto buddy cos we talk about it most of the time :) He's good at cheering you up :) I used to say to him that im gonna steal him, stuff him with cotton, and place him next to the TV ahaha!!! Sooo funny! ^_^
Laura D - this girl is awesome to talk to when in math LOL!!! She's my twin and my pumpkin ^_^ whenever we're in math, we just talk shit loads about stuff, and then we'd randomly high-five each other and sing "What do you know about math?" ahahaa!!!! and we like to piss a certain person off by high-fiving in her face ahaha!!!! and the air conditioning = "someone's blocking the air conditioning!!!" lol!!!! we have our great times and laughs ^_^ i luff this chick!! ^_^
Steph D - LMFAO!!!! this girl always makes me laugh sooo much!!! She + her rants = awesome chats! At Frankii's party, she was such a piss head!! Going into some Russian's house ahaha!!!! Then that night, i stayed over, and so did Steph and other people. Steph and Sarah drew on my ear and face with eyeliner, and blamed it on Imogen! "It was fucking Imogen!" Then the 2 idiots drew on themselves and said "It was Imogen!" Sooo funny! What's worse is that i heard them giggling and whispering, and suddenly i just heard Steph go "FUCCCKKK OOOOFFFF" LMFAO!!!! OOOOHHHH!!! Yesterday (8th Nov), i needed an acoustic guitar from this portacabin, but stupid moshers locked the door, so no one can get in. Steph got sooo pissed off that she started having a go at them!! Soooooo hilarious!! She was getting all aggressive and shit! "ALL THEY WANT IS A FUCKING ACOUSTIC GUITAR, YOU SELFISH BASTARD, GO AND WASH YOUR HAIR!"
"YOU'RE SHIT SO STOP PLAYING, AT LEAST MAI YEE AND HOLLY KNOW MORE THAN ONE SONG, YOU FUCKING ANGIN GREASY TWATS!"
"AT LEAST THEY DON'T SHAG GREENDAY, I'LL SMASH YOUR FACE IN WHEN YOU GET OUT OF HERE!" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She makes me laugh hell much!!!!!!! I luff her!!! ^_^
Randy aka Andy R - although you dont have myspace, you're still coming on here lol!!! You can't mess with this guy..unless you're me, why? Because he knows me well, almost TOO well. I can get away with calling him Randy Dandy, whereas if other people do, they'll be inside a coffin lol!! This guy is special to me only cos we're almost alike, like twins. He's like the missing part of 'me'. It's so wierd how we have this friend connection. I luff him to bits! Plus, i like the way how he comes up with these crazy ideas, knowing that they'll never work LMFAO!! You're an awesome guy! Luff you!! ^_^
RIP Travis Connelly (1988 - 2007)
RIP Terry Cheung (1987 - 2007)
RIP Xu Wei Lun (1978 - 2007)
RIP Joan Mak (1988 - 2005)
RIP Sakura Hatachimi (1989 - 2005)
RIP Michelle Wong (1990 - 2004)

I know i've missed quite a few of you guys out, so drop a message or comment to remind me ^_^
Some MAY be longer than others lol!!!

My Blog

today was funny to me

why?cos i was laughing constantly all day!first, holly mentioned that a certain person wasnt in, and me and sarah was like "WOOO!!!" if only we had party poppers!we were doing the conga!! LOL!we were ...
Posted by !!_//RETARD™ [tag on pro] on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 04:05:00 PST

chinese..


Posted by !!_//RETARD™ [tag on pro] on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 02:26:00 PST

i dunooooo


Posted by !!_//RETARD™ [tag on pro] on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 04:25:00 PST

frankiis party

was soooooo fun!!!!lots of pictures!! ahaha!!!me and jesscos we're all strong like Popeye hehehee!!!steph the next morningsammi and sarah (sarah looks drugged up lol!)sammi and her bowl of chocolate (...
Posted by !!_//RETARD™ [tag on pro] on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 10:15:00 PST

saturday 27th october 2007

today has been really POO!!!!!!!!!!!!that is all..and to a certain someone: I HATE YOU SO MUCH :)you know who you are.. =.="...
Posted by !!_//RETARD™ [tag on pro] on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:48:00 PST

october 2007

yeah..the subject is called october 2007, cos its about october 2007 in my point of view..October has been the SHITTEST month of this year!!some of it was okay, but most of it has been shit!!!!you may...
Posted by !!_//RETARD™ [tag on pro] on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 02:29:00 PST

yesterday (with pics)

it was sooo fun! ^_^went to a wedding with Meshell cos it was someone from her distant family marrying someone from my distant family!such a BIG coincidence!!! LOL!!!anyways, got some pictures of it ...
Posted by !!_//RETARD™ [tag on pro] on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 10:33:00 PST

today ^_^


Posted by !!_//RETARD™ [tag on pro] on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 04:10:00 PST

happy thanksgiving ^_^

HAPPY THANKSGIVING FELLOW CANADIANS!!!!!  =^_^=...
Posted by !!_//RETARD™ [tag on pro] on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:47:00 PST

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Posted by !!_//RETARD™ [tag on pro] on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 01:42:00 PST