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About Me


Hey hoes x
im living in a part of glasgow where army issue stab vests are given to as you enter (they realise u must have a high will to live after makin it past the border)
i always txt back... if i dont then my phone is dead
xxx fury murrys - r.i.p
xxx give me jack daniels and im your friend
if you want to water me
peach ice tea please
if you want to feed me
raw pasta = yummy
working for sky just now...soul destroying but good banter and ppl!
my mates are pretty amazing... i know every1 says that but u have to spend 5 minz with mine to really believe that they are the greatest!
xxx The Black Triangles xxx

if i make you smile
that makes me happy
if you make me smile
thats just a bonus

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I'd like to meet:

the people i wanna meet are the people who make up the ready made sandwiches in shops... just to c wot theyr personal hygene is like...ooo also the genious who brought sweetners into the world

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Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 23:03:00 GMT

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Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 14:52:00 GMT

blehness

im really not knowin wots up wae mee just noo... im just feeling sad and i dont kno y... tis distressing i spose... wow its been ages since i wrote a blog i kinda tink that i sud start again but on a ...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 23:36:00 GMT

the final inspection

this is one of my favourite poems about a soldier who has died and gome to heaven and is waiting to see if god will let him in     The Final Inspection   The soldier stood and fac...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 13:18:00 GMT

bout time

damn mee... i just wrote a master piece which was full of metaphors, accidental and meaningful and ramdomness... u really got an insight into my mind... but this stoopid arse (meaning mee) pushed the ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:06:00 GMT

my jamie

okay therz only so much a girl can take aff her best boy... jamie ther is gonnse b 1 day wen i crack and u shall loose a tooth. it all started wae concusion and from thern on it seems its its a miracl...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 20:34:00 GMT

teehee... too gud for a bullitin x x x

its sooo gawd damned warm... the hallusinating is setting in... oh gawd!!! my mind is failing mee...its black theres no where to run... where can i hide but hiding would lead to more darkness then ins...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 18:44:00 GMT

snails

y shouldnt wee snials have the same privledges that we do??? they have a hoose just like us and we get to have furniture and cumfy cusions so why the hell shouldnt they!!!!!!! this is utter discrimina...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Jul 2006 13:02:00 GMT

the scariest moment of my life

okay now iv seen it all!!! DAMN CHRIS!!!!! ha just has no sense and he seez everything as funny but today he went too far... i walked into the kitchen and he had decided to put ice in the deep fat fry...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Jul 2006 09:39:00 GMT

it all started with a brick... gawd bless pink floyd!!!

see if you wer a brick in the wall... it wud b shite... to b the same as everyone else and be treated like ur nuthin... never really noticed.or paid attention to... gawd damned emos!!!!! hmmm its 1:3...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 13:34:00 GMT