Mock Survey Idea: Take One |
What is your favorite color?: I don't have one.How can you not have a favorite color?: I just don't.Who is the last person that called you?: My phone is broke, jerk.Yeah right...:What is that supposed...
Posted by Dr. T on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:05:00 PST |
Noway, José |
I lost my firstborn son, José in a silly bet the other week. I can only imagine this is going to be a huge fight in the making with my future to-be-determined wife I may not even know yet. On the brig...
Posted by Dr. T on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 11:17:00 PST |
The "No" in the Negative |
A sleepless night, like every other night. All this endless waiting just for a smile to not go through me to another. Waiting for one simple message to get a reply. The selfish ambition that I'm so af...
Posted by Dr. T on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 01:03:00 PST |
Continued As It Goes |
For dramatic effect, a pause....................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................
Posted by Dr. T on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:46:00 PST |
Bad Boy E-mage |
For the last time I will be the nice guy. I need to steal someone's lunch money...maybe I can check out a middle school tomorrow to look in to beating up a kid, thus using this as a way to steal his...
Posted by Dr. T on Sun, 07 May 2006 01:19:00 PST |
The Poop Stuff |
Why is it so wrong to talk about pooping?Seriously! I mean everyone is always turned off when I start talking about my poop cycle. It is completely natural. Everyone does it. There's no denying it. We...
Posted by Dr. T on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 11:47:00 PST |
delete: drama |
Girls, writing, money, school, grades, and life in general all are in one way or another are the cause of stress in one way or another. Sorry for all the other aspects that are not good enough to be i...
Posted by Dr. T on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 11:54:00 PST |
Enter: Comedy |
Warning: The words bitch. bitch slap, bitchy, bitching, fuck, fuck around, fuck off, fuck over, fuck up, fuck with, fucker, mother fucker, fuck-face, fucking, fuck-up, fuck-wit, ass, ass-hole, shit...
Posted by Dr. T on Sun, 09 Apr 2006 12:53:00 PST |
Life's Plot Holes |
It is happening again.Same story. The outcome is in the making. The result is the awkwardness that seems to follow me where ever I go, like a cloud full of rain, it is pouring on me non-stop in what a...
Posted by Dr. T on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 01:52:00 PST |
More of the Same. |
The awkward endings life brings. Camouflaged feelings seem to be coming into light and all I have to show for them is embarrassment. And yet, I love it all too much to quit now. The chase that never l...
Posted by Dr. T on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 12:55:00 PST |
