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Ryan the Writer

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About Me

Hello all.I am now currently working selling high quality autos and trucks at Klamath Superior Motor Company, in Klamath Falls.I work for a dealership that begins each day in prayer, and puts the customers best interests before their own.Anyways, I am most proud of my two awesome big boys!They are a challenge, but I would lay down my life for either of them.

My Interests

Sports. Been known to play a little poker. There isn't a man in this town called Klamath who knows more about sports than me.I'm talking history, record-holders, team mascot nicknames, who won the 1983 NBA Championship, useless stuff like that. I am addicted to random sports knowledge.

adopt your own virtual pet!In writing you need to know just a little bit about everything, I feel I have that skill/curse in life.Good with variety, but a specialist in nothing.

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet a producer of a TV show, who would miraculously hire me for my wit and bright ideas. (seriously, I have many great ideas for tv shows)Oh, and I think Dane Cook would be lots of fun to hang out with too... Click here for more information about the songs
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Music:

Very very very spread out, from the 50's to today. My favorite groups are: The Rolling Stones, Third Eye Blind, The Indigo Girls, James Taylor, N.E.R.D, Elton John, Aerosmith and many many more.

Movies:

The Shawshank Redemption is my favorite of all time. It's like fine wine. There isn't a moment wasted. Great flick. I also enjoyed Boogie Nights, Casino, Days of Thunder and Mystic River, let me also add the Kingdom. I hate it when you ask someone their favorite movie and they name something that was in the theaters two weeks ago. Great movies are very rare.

Television:

By far, It's Arrested Development. I am shocked it's been canceled. I also watch Las Vegas, CSI, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Seinfeld reruns and Law and Order on a pretty regular basis. Oh, and The Shield. NEW ADD, Dexter. Even NEWER ADD, The Riches. A showtime series on DVD.

Books:

Anything by Michael Connely. It all started with me finding a copy of The Last Coyote on a plane ride to Washington D.C.From that point on, I had to buy all his books, and he is still the only author I buy the day he comes out.But I did find an old book in my garage, turns out it was Barrack Obama's first book, I sold it on eBay for more than $400.00.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ryan
Birthday: In January
Birthplace: In a hospital. My sister was born in a burger king bathroom.
Current Location: Klamath Falls,
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: not sure
Height: 5-10
Right Handed or Left Handed: Lefty
Your Heritage: White Trash
The Shoes You Wore Today: Old School Kobe Bryant Adidas, black in color
Your Weakness: Midgets. They scare me. But they also amuse me.
Your Fears: Snakes, Star Trek fans and David Hasselhoff.
Your Perfect Pizza: Steak and Pepperoni with Pinnapples
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Climb Stukel Mountain
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yup
Thoughts First Waking Up: Already????
Your Best Physical Feature: I have the quickness of a cougar in heat
Your Bedtime: 3 to 5 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: Dating
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: BK Lounge baby
Single or Group Dates: Solo is the only way to fly
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither. I am not gay.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Count Chocula
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee, again, I'm not gay
Do you Smoke: I plead the fifth
Do you Swear: When I must
Do you Sing: In the shower, or when driving fast alone
Do you Shower Daily: define daily
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: been there
Do you want to get Married: am
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: lol
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes
Do you like Thunderstorms: if I'm undercover
Do you play an Instrument: I play a mean kazzu
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: fifth ammendment again
In the past month have you been on Drugs: never
&..39;In the past month have you gone on a Date:' nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Jefferson Square
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: and Nillas
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: never
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: years ago
Ever been called a Tease: nope, I give out the goods
Ever been Beaten up: naw
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: While making love, well, right after.... With someone else. Not alone. Had to clarify that.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A teacher. Or maybe a hobo.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
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Heroes:

The older I get, I have fewer and fewer people to look up to.

My Blog

moving.

After two years living at the luxurious Running Y Ranch its time for a change. its been fun but the drive there and back and the snooty people have made it easier to walk away from. We secured a ni...
Posted by Ryan the Writer on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 11:28:00 PST

I finally have some blockers

Myspace has been cool. I've got to stay in touch with my family around the world and the country and also some buddies from HS and college.But every day now, I get invitations from hot 17 year old loo...
Posted by Ryan the Writer on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 11:18:00 PST

What's next?

    First off, I don't even know why I'am typing this.The only people who would read this blog are people who know me really well, but anything I type, they most likely already know, be...
Posted by Ryan the Writer on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:21:00 PST

Strippers are responsible for the $2 bill making a comeback!

This is a great story. I love how strippers, sorry, adult entertainers have their own labor organization.   http://today.reuters.com/news/articlebusiness.aspx?type=tnBu sinessNews&storyID=nN01...
Posted by Ryan the Writer on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST

If only I could have bet on this happening....

Dangit, Kevin and Britney are splitso, and as I predicted long ago, his Golden Parachute is his secret four-hour sex tape. That's right, FOUR HOURS!  I would make a deal with the devil if I could...
Posted by Ryan the Writer on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 02:47:00 PST

Why I am banned from the local Pool Hall.

Anyways, this ran as my column last week. I don't have extra copies for those that asked, so here it is. By Ryan Brown This is America, the land of the free and home of the brave. In America we have d...
Posted by Ryan the Writer on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:53:00 PST

Life and my crossroads

I have been a writer, (although not a great writer) for about 10 years now. There were a couple years I took off to sell insurance, and a year selling cars, which I loved, but never allowed me to be h...
Posted by Ryan the Writer on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:15:00 PST

Bump, in the night

So last night little Cooper got up and ended up across the house, at the foot of the bed. He's not even two, and he climbed out of the crib, opened his door, walked down a dark hallway, then opened th...
Posted by Ryan the Writer on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 03:01:00 PST

Things I simply hate

1. People who have set days they MUST have their lawns mowed. I mean, grass grows at like .004 of an inch a day, yet, OH MY LANTA! I will simply DIE if my lawn isn't mowed Wednesday, it can't wait til...
Posted by Ryan the Writer on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 01:58:00 PST