"The Freelance Whales is a series of unfinished thoughts, confused sensory experiences and convoluted yet composited emotions...the lighthearted sound is overshadowed by lyrics that make you smile to yourself and wonder if your dreams can be as fulfilling as the sound from The Freelance Whales."
- Wes Soltis, HEAVEmedia
"someutieme when i walk up somne stairs at houuses i think 'ghmmm, i wanderr if whenevr i donbt raelly liek to walk all teh time if a anohter clone from siume city in outer sopace fallsz upside dohwbn to find a hamborger ful of fun and lketchup!1 tehn i listened to sonme new kkid named Judagh Dadoone on his one band soumetimez caled "fFREE LANCE WHAL ES!!!!"1 tehy asnwered al mny evry questions abuot stuff htat is about walking uop stairs, on teh elevators, how much to hug a faviret girl and when ot brush yuor teeth with love.
did yuo blogeger fanz evr here of FRELANSE WAHALES?! yuo should. its liek a magicc box wiht difernet size coins and poiano ballsz faling down onto elctric pumper trampoleens oin order of funnest to haoppiest!/1! plz listn to "hannahh" abuot a stare of waling shoes. if yiuo liek it aloit tell the mysopace man that PUKEBOZx SHOwe YOUR ZBZLOGZ!!!!!!!!!"
- Pukebox the JOke
