I am a Rock N Roll Groupie, who gave up on chasin fire trucks!! I have My natural hair color, and Small Boobs.I own two Rat dogs and there are clothes that lay all over my floor! I have been told, in order to get anywhere in life I was follow my heart and drive down my own self made path, So..Why the hell do the cops keep pulling me over???!!! I work in the Nursing Field, Yet, I will Never amount to Anything Because I have not slept with All of my friends on my myspace page,The Staff At the Local hospital,Street walkers, Nor all of the local Factory workers.I am Amuzing to many,Stalked by too many to count and Admired by few! I have taken note,That, IN THE PAST, I have not been a very good lissoner.... So Now, I Make a point to pay attention to what my Rice Krispies are telling me every morning! I have been told I am volentile, Yet, if you charm me enough, I will bake you those damn cookies. For those of you who decide to hide behind your computer screens and get all bad and aggressive with your keyboards towards me,*sigh*..Oooohhh Very Well!! But... Don't get all offended when I am FORCED to use My FCKEN UPPERCASE on you!!! I am a BaD Enough, INDEPENDANT enough, BItCH to use them!!! Go ahead...BRING ON YOUR FRIENDS list..BUT YOUR GOIN DOWN bad Boy!!!!!! DAMNIT MAN, I JUST broke a nail!! NOW LOOK AT WHATCHA GONE
& DONE!!!!!!SHIT!!!
My idea of Relaxation is to settle in with a Rum & Coke (short) with an Prozac flavored olive, No ice ,and a twist of a lemon flavored Fuckit~TOL! They Claim that If you swallow the "Worm" it will mess you up, I tried To Swallow the "Worm" and it puked on me! I have come to figure out that single women today must own a gun and know how to use it!!! Distraught And Disappointed But Not discourged, I wandered down to my local Walmart store and Found a High powered Bean bag Gun. Clueless on how to use this bad boy,fearing I would fuck up an eye... I took lessons from a Rambo looking woman,holding a pickle jar who insisted she was a professional. She was a pretty good shooter,but a damn c~R~a~Z~y woman!! She shot everyone that walked by her jar, screaming " Next time you'll remember to give, To A Few Hookers down on thier Luck!!!" I now Have Been labeled a Lot Lizzard & banned from all Local Parking Lots!WTF?!
ANYWAYS..WElcome To my Page, My World!!! Peace, Love & Hugs!!! Lets R~O~C~K!!!!!!!