You Might Be From Texas |
If someone in a Lowe's store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in Texas;If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ;If you've had a lengthy t...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:41:00 GMT |
Texas Facts. This is good stuff |
1. Beaumont to El Paso: 742 miles2. Beaumont to Chicago: 770 miles
3. El Paso is closer to California than to Dallas4. World's first rodeo was in Pecos, July 4, 1883.5. The Flagship Hotel in Galves...
Posted by on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 16:36:00 GMT |
How Every Girl Should Be Treated |
To every guy that's said, "Sex CAN wait"To every guy that's said, "You're beautiful."To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.To every guy that gives her flowers and a card...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 22:56:00 GMT |
My Celebrity Look-alikes |
http://www.myheritage.com
Posted by on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 19:42:00 GMT |
Lessons learned over seas |
1.Never let anyone tell you that ranch dressing does not go good on something.
2.Smiles make the world go around. All right well smiles bacon and steak.
3.The world is flat with 4 catapults
4.(For the...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:23:00 GMT |
My kind of of pick em' up lines |
1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away. 2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special. 3) My Love for you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in. 4) D...
Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 22:56:00 GMT |
Top 5 People That piss me off |
5. Guys who think that they are pimp enough to steal my woman. I tell you what if you think you can steal my woman. More power to ya.
4.People who ask "what". over and over again. I swere If I here w...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 10:28:00 GMT |
9 things that piss you off |
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2 Peo...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 10:46:00 GMT |
Take my quiz |
I made a Quiz for You on QuizYourFriends.com
CLICK on the link below or PASTE it into your browser.http://www.quizyourfriends.com/yourquiz.php?quizname
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Posted by on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 02:21:00 GMT |
A little Q & A |
Q's and A's
20 Things - I wanna know! - Please fill it out - Thanks!Body: Between us and only us ... whoever reads this I wanna know 20 things about you. If you've opened this then i want...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:07:00 GMT |
