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The Only Good Thing That Ever Came From The U.S.A....Is ME

About Me

Im 6 foot, brown shaggy/curly hair, blue eyes. Like playing sports especially hockey and soccer. Listen to Punk rock, Blink 182, The Offspring, Sum 41 and Greenday are Favs. I also like watching movies alot. Im pretty funny and i like laughing alot myself. Well heres my profile SSSShhheck it ouuuuutI edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Hockey, Music, Movies, Politics, Comedy, and the ladies

I'd like to meet:

Someone with the same interests as me. Cute, sense of humor, around my age and knows how to have a good time

Music:

Just about EVERYTHINGFavorite Band- Blink 182 Solo Artist- Eminem

Movies:

I can go on forever here. if you REALLY wanna know, ask!

Television:

That 70's show, Viva La Bam, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Everybody Loves Raymond, Chappelle Show, South Park

Books:

DaVinci Code- Dan Brown America- Jon Stewart

Heroes:

Saku Koivu

My Blog

100 Ways To Be A Man ( Hilarious if your a guy.....SOOO True if your a girl )

1 Don't call, ever. 2 If you don't like a girl, don't tell her. It's more fun to let her figure it out by herself. 3 Lie. 4 Name your penis. Be sure it is something narcissistic and unoriginal, suc...
Posted by ~!± JÕHÑÑ¥~G±!~ on Sun, 30 Apr 2006 07:32:00 PST

God Loves Me, but my zipper still hangs low....

Leave your name and: 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.4. I'll say something that only...
Posted by ~!± JÕHÑÑ¥~G±!~ on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 02:04:00 PST

Top 10 Myspace Clichés

Top Ten MySpace Clichés 10. Heroes: My parents: Booooring!9. Porn stars/supermodels on your friend list: Theyre fake, moron.8. Girls talking about how a guys money doesnt matter: Sure. Yeah. Uh ...
Posted by ~!± JÕHÑÑ¥~G±!~ on Mon, 16 Jan 2006 03:07:00 PST

True Chuck Norris Stories

Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Rather than bein...
Posted by ~!± JÕHÑÑ¥~G±!~ on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 10:20:00 PST