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About Me

"You reduced me down to slogans on the wall"- Rachel Yamagata.
I am a dichotomy of naughty and nice. I work as a Florist and in my spare time I write, dress people up and take pics, visit museums, go dancing, sing, watch (dissect) movies and create different mediums of art, mostly collage. I am slightly idealistic, overanalytical, obsessive, creative, awed by stars, in love with VW commercials, not stereotypical, ageless, complex, vulnerable, raunchy, kind, over-cooked, bubble gum lip gloss flavored, awkward, sarcastic, translucent and aching. But of course I am totally biased.
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My Interests

I love art...especially grunge asthetic street art (like Shepard Fairey the brain behind Obey)and conceptual modern art. My favorite artists are David la Chapelle, Shepard Fairey, Mariko Mori, Rene Magritte, Alix Malka, Barbara Krueger,Egon schiele, Banksy, Ellen Von Unwerth, Cindy Sherman, Tony Notarberardino, Robert Longo, Gustav Klimit,Man Ray. I am intrugued with people and the landscapes of their faces so I adore photography. Just being able to capture that moment...I also have strange fascinations with mermaids, Japanese Geishas, Mexican hot chocolate,acoustic music, Haute Couture fashion, London, Giraffes and Ewan McGregor.

MY ART!!!!! MY ART!!!! MY ART!!!!!! MY ART!!!!!!! "Hearts Will Be Demolished""HolJil"
"Apartment 68 Poser"
"Cloud Farm""Lick.Bite. Yum"

My LA

David Lachapelle
HASSON HARRIS ( you know you love him!)

I'd like to meet:

Anyone with unique perspective. Intellectuals who are unafraid to be dorks are the best. Flaws make for interesting material for my tell all book. Please avoid 3 things in front of me if you want to be my friend: 1) animal movies (Air bud, Dunston checks in? oh hell noooooo). 2) Mayonnaise 3) the word "panties" just screams pedophile ewwww. .. .

Camilla D' Errico

Barbara Krueger

Music:

Bird and the bee, Inara George, Fiona Apple, Rachel Yamagata, System of a Down,Portishead,Beth Gibbons, Imogen Heap, Frou-Frou, Sleater-Kinney, Dillinger Escape Plan, John Taverner, Cat power, Soundgarden,Alicia Keys, Jawbreaker,Joss Stone, NOFX, Foo Fighters, Billie Holiday, old school Korn and stone temple pilots.

Movies:

Twin Falls Idaho,Requiem for a Dream, Vanilla Sky, Wings of the Dove, Sliding Doors, the lover,Eternal sunshine, Heathers, Buffalo 66, Fight Club, Girl on a Bridge, Doom Generation,Bonnie and Clyde, thirteen,Anything David Lynch, scary 80's including she-devil, can't buy me love, loverboy, teen witch (I'm hot, you're not)

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Television:

Sex And the City,Family guy,America's next top model, what not to wear ( love clinton Kelly), Ugly Betty and Lost. Also back to the 80's out of this world,small wonder, and jem.

Books:

Anything Anais Nin! House of incest is my favorite. White Oleander, the lover By Duras, The scarlet Letter,Thinking of you by Barbara Krueger, Memoirs of a geisha, Bell jar, Beloved by Toni morrison and the lost writings of Jim morrison.

Heroes:

ANAIS NIN LAUREN BACALL THE POLISH BROTHERS STANLEY KUBRICK
Everyone possesses some quality that I covet and wish I were more like. Typically people are drawn to others who are what we want to be ourselves.

My Blog

The Novelty of Me

You WillSilence burns my concrete beliefs.Even a whisper carves my heartlike a sword through a stedfast soldier.Weapons in hand, scared of never knowing the faux satin of a lover's underthingsand her,...
Posted by Ireland on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 11:39:00 PST

THE PRICE IS WRONG BITCH

Each player of this game starts with "7 weird things/habits about you." People who get tagged need to write a blog of their own 7 weird things/habits as well as state the rule clearly. At the end you ...
Posted by Ireland on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 12:11:00 PST

Joshua

Can you answer 22 questions about your number one? DON'T change your top friends, and answer 22 questions about the 1st person in your top friends.1) What's their name?Joshua2) Do you trust them? yes3...
Posted by Ireland on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST

my soul

What Your Soul Really Looks LikeYou are quite expressive and thoughtful. You see the world in a way that others are blind to.You are a very grounded, responsible, and realistic person. People may not ...
Posted by Ireland on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 11:45:00 PST

Terry Ireland 12/18/48-8/25/06

Now that I am sitting here staring at the blank screen, I am suddenly unaware of how to express my current situation. On Saturday night I found out that my father died. At first I was completely numb....
Posted by Ireland on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST

Arrested!!!

Sheep Molester Sarah Ireland arrested. Saturday, June 24, 2006 SACRAMENTO , CA (WASARRESTED) -- Sarah Ireland is currently being held in custody on her third animal abuse offense. Irela...
Posted by Ireland on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 01:06:00 PST

How will I live without you?

In 3 days Brad and I are leaving for Seattle. Although I am a little nervous about the plane ride, my friend Joe assures me that we picked a quality part of town. In fact, he says Strip clubs an...
Posted by Ireland on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 02:47:00 PST

"well nobody made this war of mine"...an obsession

I have this impulsive drive everytime I am walking down the ailses of a music store. So many people's thoughts are shrinkwrapped onto small cds for sale. Sometimes I buy a cd and I don't initially con...
Posted by Ireland on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 01:03:00 PST

Lux means light

This is something I wrote last year. I found it recently and it just kinda captured everything that hides in me. &nb...
Posted by Ireland on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 12:49:00 PST