Every 6 Minutes was born out of the sick mind of Uzi, former gang memeber turned to the power of Christ. One day when the enlighted Uzi was walking down the street he ran into the heavy chested former med student Dr. SARS, he knew with her massive rack and ability to attract Harry Potter actors to want to bang her that he had to make the most of this situation. He found out she plays bass and shares his same views on anti-everything and Pro-Isdent, so they decided right then and there to make a band. All that was needed was a drummer, thats where good ol Flat Top comes in. Flat Top was an old pathetic drunk, with an underactive thyroid, that Uzi used to push over, the chemistry between these 3 was UNBELIEVABLE! Their first show, played with only a half hour of practice and song writing time and with heavy hitters Dolphin Splatter and Masterbator, was so UNCOMFORTABLY ENERGITIC! Shortly after the sucess of their first show, Uzi decided to branch out the family abit. This prompted another walk on the streets where this time he met a homeless but very hot nun, she was offering BJs for 25 cents, luckly Uzi had 50. So after a long "interview" session with her, he found out she plays violin and wanted to bang the shit outta Dr. SARS. There was no question that she was the new memeber for her violin/blowjob skills, but it still unwilling to give up her name. Now you maybe wondering, "...man, what the fuck?!...." well you ain't the only one! So come out you slack-jawed idiots and watch what all the hoo-ha is about, google the statistic, and dance your ass off. Who knows you might see some titties and take the pussy! Until then, never stop being yourself....................unless you suck, then die!THE SECOND COMING!
After 2 sucessful shows, Every 6 Minutes' future was unknown when Dr. SARS was called to fight the ongoing plague of Papst Blue Ribbon and folk punk in Gainsville. And knowing how badly infected Gainsville is with that, no one knows when she'll be back. Our furture was uncertain, how could we go on with out a founding member?! Well its easy, with Dr. SARS blessing, we starting looking for a temp. bassist. What we got was Tripp, a new comer to playing music but a master of mind altering substances, but unfortunately she dropped out and we're still looking for a temp. bassist. Speaking of mind altering substances, we had the celebrated return of the Nun from a wrongly forced stay in rehab,the reason for her being unable to play the 2nd show. But unfortunately she was struck by lightning and ripped to pieces by a freak tornado, this lose brought the E6M closer together. Things were going real good, in fact sooooo good it couldn't get any better, but brace yourself cause it did! And in comes Mercury Cruz, risen from the ashes of Freddy Mercury's foreskin, he has come to rule your lives and get underage girls and white women with his ukulele playing. Not to mention his experince in singing too. Now we set out on a new quest, adding ukulele to our songs, and having even crazier live shows, the sky's the limit for Every 6 Minutes!
