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Adam Tucker

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I fuck dwarves in the ass!

My Interests

The B's in life....Beer, Batman, Boobies, and Booty! And of course wrestling, music, peoples drug stories, porn, phone sex with your mom, masturbation, Strawberry Jam, Lincoln Logs

I'd like to meet:

Bruce Wayne aka Batman, Chris Farley, Vinnie Mac, Jesus, Jenna Jameson, Jenna Jameson's Vagina, and definately Salma Hayek! I was going to say your mom, but I met her in a seedy hotel room last night!

Music:

Metal (CFH for life bitches!), TOOL, The Wicked Shit, Old School Gangsta Rap (NWA, Ice Cube solo, Westside Connection), and good straight up Rock and/or Roll! Let us not forget the classics...Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, and Alice Cooper (The Greatest of all time!)

Movies:

Batman, Batman Begins, From Dusk Till Dawn, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Wizard of Oz, Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, anything that has Chuck Norris or Clint Eastwood, Spaceballs, Blazing Saddles, Flashpoint

Television:

Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, King of Queens, My Name is Earl, The Office, HEROES!

Books:

Goodnight Moon, To Kill a Mockingbird, The Outsiders

Heroes:

Batman, Peter North, Ron Burgandy, Owen Hart, Your Mom, My Brothers, Robin B. My Old roomie for taking care of my cat, Joey Potter, while I get situated and get my pet lease situated, and for being an awesome roomie. DJ Good for loving cookies. Tim Bodine for not knowing how wrestlers fit in thier pants. Mr Rick for being Mr Rick. My bestest friend Randi for always being there, even if I haven't talked to her in awhile. Tom for banging moms in the butt. Bone and D for having a bad ass place thats always open to everyone. Y'all are my boys for life fools! Darkness, Oh Darkness, if they only knew. Juan, Pico, and Ray Ray for holding it down LWO style. Ariba La Rassa! Everyone in LAE, word up! Carrie Dyke, my girlfriend for like 8 years or since we worked at Chick-Fil-A. All my friends that have come and gone that have somehow shaped who I am today. And Ms Sara Christine for obvious reasons; raising a great son while working and going to school, for putting up with me for all this time and through many situations, and for always talking on the phone late at night when everyone else is asleep, and because no matter what is going on she can always make me smile. To anyone not mentioned, Im sorry, but I love you too!


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