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Jarrod

I am here for Dating

About Me

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My Interests

imitating strange statues while being photographed next to them.

I'd like to meet:


'empty your mind, be formless, shapeless, like water. Now you put water into a cup, it becomes the cup. You put water into a bottle, it becomes the bottle. You put it in a teapot, it becomes the teapot. Now water can flow, or it can crash! Be water, my friend'

I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would be really mad if she heard me say that.I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're goin', and hook up with them later.I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographer's fault. Bigfoot is blurry. And that's extra scary to me, because there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. Run. He's fuzzy. Get outta here.I don't have a microwave but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit.I'm thinking of the immortal words of Socrates "I drank what?"A few simple techniques well presented, an aim clearly seen, are better than a tangled maze of data whirling in disorganized educational chaos. -Bruce Lee

Music:

(+44), Hellogoodbye, Weezer, Death Cab, Postal Service, Rage Against the Machine, Cat Stevens, Johnny Cash, and again Weezer.

Movies:

Better Off Dead, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob strike back, Kill Bill, Harold and Maude, The Seven Samurai, Enter the Dragon, Spongebob Squarepants

Television:


Books:

The Prophet, Ishmael, King Rat, Johnny Got His Gun, Far Side Gallery 3, Guide To Getting It On

My Blog

bustin out kill bill style

A couple of weeks ago I learned that in order to advance to the next sash in Kung Fu I have to learn how to break wood, I thought.....COOOOOOOL! The first thing to do was to buy the wood. Now, I'm not...
Posted by Jarrod on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:28:00 PST