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About Me

align=center colspan=2ABOUT
Name: Marcos Ala..n Caldero..n
Birthday: 6/4/88
Birthplace: ingole..woot always up e.. to e.. no goot
Current Location: ingole..woot always up e.. to e.. no goot
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: hispanic
The Shoes You Wore Today: neon pink and mustard yellow LA gears
Your Weakness: men that smell like apple pie!! mmmmmmm!! mm!
Your Fears: picking up a crack whore on century!
Your Perfect Pizza: er thing cept anchovies
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get a better car then my gay ass shoe box geo prism!
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: mi nombre no es pancho only sancho quando plancho!
Thoughts First Waking Up: "fuck .........yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwnnn....."
Your Best Physical Feature: you tell me
Your Bedtime: wenever i spin alot
Your Most Missed Memory: one time my best friend took a shit on the slides at burger king and smirred his shit around with a napkin then we find out that people passing by were able to see him take a shit and we saw kid after kid getting thier pants stained with his shit! i miss you andre!
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: tacos morelia
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: gasoline
Chocolate or Vanilla: both
Cappuccino or Coffee: gasoline
Do you Smoke: does a crack head shit on the curve?!
Do you Swear: fuuuuuuuuuuck no!!!
Do you Sing: in my dreams
Do you Shower Daily: i kno i shower more than my cousin lisa!
Have you Been in Love: jess! jess! jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeess!!
Do you want to go to College: ya
Do you want to get Married: when i start waring members only jackets, too much calogne, getting bald and use phrases the vonse used then yeah!
Do you belive in yourself: i never lied to myself so sure!
Do you get Motion Sickness: in a 73' station wagon that i think the parts were made from a melted panzer tank! that shit was like riding a cadillac on the moon! good ol family car!
Do you think you are Attractive: im always getting smaked in the ass so yeah i guess!
Do you get along with your Parents: sometimes my moms nags n my dad bitches alot but they feed me so they coo
Do you like Thunderstorms: i like thunder thighs
Do you play an Instrument: da bbbbbbbbass
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: in the past month has a crack head shat on the curb?!
In the past month have you Smoked: in the past month has a crack baby been thrown in trash?!
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no only weed
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no i gone to richard's market!
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no to the slauson swap meet to buy tuxedos! hoora!!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no thats for fat white people that think star trek is better than sex
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: what is that?! i dont like african food!
In the past month have you been on Stage: in alaska
In the past month have you been Dumped: in the trash can for smaking a striper's thigh!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: free sample at costcos
Ever been Drunk: are there buffalos in buffalo new york?!
Ever been called a Tease: one time not to long ago this girl smaked my ass repeatebly infront of er one then had the nerve to call me a tease "dam u lily!!!"
Ever been Beaten up: yeah wen i took that stupid free sample!
Ever Shoplifted: how do you think i have my house!?
How do you want to Die: having a peaceful dinner with my bros sisters childre and grand children in a villa in switzerlan!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a special cat that flys! weeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: i guess venice
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: purple
Favourite Hair Color: pink with yellow poka dots!
Short or Long Hair: afro with chicken greese!
Height: shaq stadus
Weight: i dont care
Best Clothing Style: its all about the LA gears if she dresses like shes in 1985
Number of Drugs I have taken: she has to be a crack hed!
Number of CDs I own: lots
Number of Piercings: none if i wanna be tortured ill juz call up the home girl lily! lol!
Number of Tattoos: im thinkin of getting one on my right shoulder a mauri tribal tat
Number of things in my Past I Regret: all!
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My Interests

Mariah Carey's body, driving, kickin it, Music, Movies and First Man shooter games.

I'd like to meet:

HALF WHITE AND HALF BLACK. BLONDE HAIR OR LIGHT HAIR, BLUE EYES, LIGHT CREAMY SKIN AND THE ATTITUDE OF A WHITE GIRL BUT THE FIGURE OF A BLACK GIRL! I DONT THINK YOU CAN GO WRONG WITH THAT! IN OTHER WORDS BASICALLY MARIAH CAREY!

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my personality completely

How You Life Your Life..http://images.blogthings.com/howdoyouliveyourlifequiz/ faces.jpg" height="100" width="100">You seem to be straight forward, but you keep a lot inside.You tend to avoid confronta...
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