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[lauraYOUARE]

you're rash to seek me out...

About Me


I R Laura.
I could probably tell you my life story using only lyrics from various songs.
but I won't
I like my coffee black.
justlikemymetal
wearing my jumper with the hood up keeps my neck warm
so shutup.
I enjoy green tea but don't feel its green at all.
I love my car, I don't care what you think.
it's a cheap whore.
just the way I like them.
my teacher said its just a phase.
when I grow old my children would probably do the same.
I said "yeah? well they're gonna get a smack."
don't be dirty.
my pinky and ring finger on my left hand are partially numb because I accidentally stabbed myself.
I love Disney.
Fuck Pixar.
my best comebacks are "your mum"
"your face"
"why don't you just marry it/him/her?"
"your gay"
and "you are."
I hate my best friend, commonly called Ses.
and yes, we are plotting against each other.
♥me:
I'm actually really cool.
I will tell you if those jeans make you look fat.
I can be immature at the best of times.
And mature as hell at the worst.
I am blonde.
I have boobs.
I will argue about anything.
I'm very opinionated, but often couldn't be bothered expressing it.
I talk about my sister a lot.
I do love my boyfriend.
I won't accept adds if you have nothing in common with me.
I will delete you if you don't talk to me.
I'm studying, but not sure why.
I work full time during my holidays so I have an excuse for not doing anything.
I have so much time on my hands I made personalised invitations for my birthday.
There are only a few people I actually enjoy hanging out with.
you have approx 3 chances to be my friend, don't waste them.
Do not ever complain that you aren't in my top friends.
I already miss being vego.
I hate meat but eat it for my health.
I'm a recovering insomniac.
It's a side effect of anemia, which I'm also recovering from.
I read a lot.
I only watch TV for House, Desperate Housewives and Scrubs.
Don't expect me to know anything about Big Brother.
I hate "reality" TV.
your gay.
♥
For all the ones who have left there are a few that stayed.
And they found me here and pulled me from the grass where I was laid.
fun dates upcoming:
 Fish gets back!, June 21st
My 18th, June 29th
Rachael's 15th, June 30th
my party, June 30th

My Interests

turtles, chris, music, chips, vegies, art, photos, felafal kebabs, vodka, dresses, my boots.

I'd like to meet:

anyone.
msn:[email protected]

Music:

The Butterfly Effect, Vanden, Dead Letter Circus, Gyroscope, The Hot Lies, Japunga, Melodyssey, After The Fall, Antiskeptic, The Presets, The Red Paintings, The WhiteRoom and so on.
Interpol, Alexisonfire, Brand New, Mars Volta, Deftones, Dresden Dolls, Placebo, Muse and so on.

Movies:

Pirates of the Caribbean, Aladdin, Sin City, Boondock Saints, The Lion King, Fern Gully.

Television:

Will and Grace, The Chaser's War on Everything, Family Guy, House, Scrubs, Gilmore Girls.

Heroes:

emo spiderman, superman and the guy who invented blu tac

My Blog

Dear Customers

This is a general letter to the thousands of people I have served during my 3 and a bit years worth of experience in customer service.This includes...9 mths as a Cashier at Brodies Boondall2 and 1/2 y...
Posted by [lauraYOUARE] on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:00:00 PST

Love and Hate are such strong words.

So we'll use Strongly Enjoy and Strongly Dislike... Strongly EnjoyJesus Christ by Brand New"Jesus Christ, that's a pretty faceThe kind you'd find on someone that could saveIf they don't put me awayWel...
Posted by [lauraYOUARE] on Thu, 31 May 2007 09:52:00 PST

all it takes.

All it takes...is just one or two people to make you feel like shit.and it suddenly doesn't matter in the least how many other people say they love you.Ever noticed that?  Doesn't matter how many...
Posted by [lauraYOUARE] on Tue, 22 May 2007 05:53:00 PST

weeeee (it's a long one)

I decided I wanted to do a music blog.But I wasn't quite sure where to start.I figured I had to have some sort of criteria otherwise the whole thing would just be me threatening everyone to listen to ...
Posted by [lauraYOUARE] on Fri, 18 May 2007 06:15:00 PST

i don't like it.

...I'm not really liking how the media is dealing with the suicides of those two girls.Jodie Gater and Stephanie Gestier. For starters.  Anyone who is studying journalism knows...like I do.that s...
Posted by [lauraYOUARE] on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:47:00 PST

Sometimes.

Sometimes. it just seems like it would be easier to give up. that sounded soo emo, but I swear it wasn't in relation to my life.In relation to the whole vegetarian thing. As a few people know, I devel...
Posted by [lauraYOUARE] on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:54:00 PST

Obsessions: When Is It Too Far?

So.  We all have a bit of a "thing" for something that we just can't get enough of.Whether it's an obsessive routine, a loved one, an animal, a band or whatever, we all have one. For example...My...
Posted by [lauraYOUARE] on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 10:53:00 PST

subjectsubjectsubjectsubjectsubjectsubjectsubjectsubjectsubj ectsubjectsubjectsubject

GOLLY.I'm bored. there seems to be alot of that going around these days. methinks its contagious.I think that I should become some sort of scientist and invent the cure for boredom. coz you know when ...
Posted by [lauraYOUARE] on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 01:47:00 PST

*waves enthusiastically*

Hello friends.  and non-friends?I am: a) boredb) tiredc) home on a Saturday nightd) out of credit ORe) all of the above.? now come on thats gotta be the hardest multiple choice since QCS. ...
Posted by [lauraYOUARE] on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:10:00 PST

struggling to stay conscious

WTF IS A PODCAST?anyone?   I'm writing a blog coz no-one is commenting me and I feel sad and alone...yeah thats right my emotions rely on what happens on MySpace.  this writing is rea...
Posted by [lauraYOUARE] on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 01:31:00 PST