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click it before you stick iti found myself and god simultaneously... who woulda thunk it? the Mother Magnifique is in my belly button, i shed skin flakes of the Divine Wow everywhere i go, the Sacred Silliness resides in my bloodstream, :) you may have as little or as much as you want.I BELIEVE THAT THE UNIVERSE ALWAYS GIVES YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEED, EXACTLY WHEN YOU NEED IT. (unfortunately, sometimes what you happen to need at the time totally blows goats.. )i wear old spice deoderant and lilac oil so i generally smell like old men and old women simultaneously. i am pro choice, pro euthanasia, pro gay wedding, pro treehugging, and i have recently stopped drinking so much damn cheep beer in favour of the good stuff.. go me! i have a 9 year old who totally rocks face and an awesome cat and a grandsnake. life, despite kinks here and there, is ultimately extremely good.

I amHastur!

The Unspeakable One is the master of those who seek to unveil the mysteries of death. It is through meditation upon the Yellow Sign that the devotee of Hastur seeks transcendence to the city-realm of dim Carcosa. Through a complex series of visualizations that expand the aspirants void-consciousness, the final age will arise. Ruled by the ominous King in Yellow, a new stage of reality will come to fruition. Of the Olde Ones, Hastur is considered to be one of the most difficult to work with, his teachings being reserved exclusively for the Cthonian Adepts and Lords.


Which Great Old One are you?
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Dormouse
Dormouse is narcoleptic.*sleeps*

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I'd like to meet:

jimmy stewart, rob breszny, naomi campbell circa 1990 (specifically in the george michael "freedom" video), harold ramis, alex grey, anne sexton, sylvia plath, neil gaiman, oh yeah. and for clarification purposes.... THE ONLY THING EMO BOYS ARE GOOD FOR IS KISSING OTHER EMO BOYS WHILE I WATCH. there. i said it. also i would like to meet positive thinking, marvelously optimistic people interested in cultivating a new bohemia in southwest missouri
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My Blog

good times with the kiddo

 I ACTUALLY HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY THIS TIME!!! yep. it has been a rather swell day. i've got a cold and i feel like crap but ya know what. fuck my cold. fuck it with a frozen loaf of 7 grain brea...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Feb 2010 21:11:00 GMT

wow am i ever a doofus

tonight, on this lovely friday, i am having a slumber party with my parents. now, my parents were asleep in their respective recliners watching network tv 4 hours ago, seriously, and have since offici...
Posted by on Fri, 22 May 2009 21:01:00 GMT

favourite poem of the moment

i've recently been revisiting the collected works of sylvia plath, this one i hadnt paid much attention to before. i think its amazing. just wanted to share.The Ghost's LeavetakingEnter the chilly no-...
Posted by on Sun, 10 May 2009 15:02:00 GMT

redonkulousness and the triumph of the mundane

i hope the title of the blog didnt give anyone false hope for something entertaining, cause frankly, i got nothin.
Posted by on Wed, 11 Mar 2009 12:47:00 GMT

invitation to smelly goodness... BBB, the FFF!!!!

this is from steevo's most recent blog, its an invitation with the world in the shitter, people losing jobs (like i might...), the prices rise and hope for humanity as we know it dwindles day by day.....
Posted by on Sat, 17 Jan 2009 07:51:00 GMT

triumphant return to yankeeville

greetings and salutations!so i just got back from the crazy cultural hub of louisiana, just spent nearly 3 weeks in the heart of acadiana. set up tents in abbeville, walker, houma, and oakdale, spent ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 08:39:00 GMT

here come the (weird) warm jets...

alright, so all is quite well back at the ranch. the house is peaceful, organized (as much as can be expected if i have anything to do with it), and exudes a vibe of relative calm. this took a little ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:39:00 GMT

a quick yay and update

okay so this has to be quick but i havent been online in forever so i must say that things are going awesomely. we found a house and life is peachy... using library computers make me nervou...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 12:57:00 GMT

into the great wide open... etc.

so we got back on saturday from the co op. good times were had by all, we soaked up all kinds of sun, hung out with plenty of interesting people, communed with the wildlife, bathed in this awesom...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 14:59:00 GMT

the toothfairy wears no clothes

fi think its important to reevaluate one's prejudices from time to time. in my case, it is a prejudice against imaginary holiday icons beloved by children everywhere. my entire family think im t...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 10:13:00 GMT