Choclate Is Better Then Sex!!
Body: You can GET chocolate.If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.With chocolate there's no need to fake it.Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.You can have chocolate at any time of the month.Good chocolate is easy to find.You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.You are never too young or too old for chocolate.When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.Gemini (May 21 - June 21) --Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon.
They have had sex.
A lot of sex.
Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high.
The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few.
If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will still be the greatest fuck your female friend has ever had. If its a female gemini there the best fuck ever! Go figure. They are also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy. If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans on them so that they can wave.
.:GEMINI:.Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good in bed. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you the fuck out. Trustworthy. Always happy. Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. ULTRA SEXY. THE MOST IRRESISTABLE.JUNE SECRETS
Fun to be with. Loves to try new things. Boys/girls LOVE you.
You are very hott. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to
be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed.
Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily
consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's
feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable.
Emotional temperamental and unpredictable.
Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly.
spazzy at times.
Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets.
dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things.
Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive
and forms impressions carefully. Caring and
loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of
sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people
through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties
in studying. Loves to be alone wit sum 1 or by yourself. Always broods
about the past and the old friends. Waits for
friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive
unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt
but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5
mins and your reputation will boost someway in
the next 12 daysDRINKERS HOROSCOPE.....GEMINIGEMINI (May 21 - Jun 21)
Drinking style: Gemini's can drink without changing their behavior
much-- they're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's
just hard to tell sometimes. They can amaze you by conversing with
finesse and allusion, then doing something unbelievable in an extremely
advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe. Gemini's
possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly,
which is very tricky) with several people at once. They like to order
different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring -- and may
create a theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and
limoncello) for their own amusement.
GANGSTA HOROSCOPE...
JUNE GANGSTA!
You've got the best personality and are an
absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make
new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt
and more than likely have an a very attractive
partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely
that you have a massive record collection. You
have a great choice in films, and may one day
become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck,
you've got the looks for it!!!Gemini (May 21 - June 21) --Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never who you are fucking that day.
They have had sex.
A lot of sex.
Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high.
The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few.
If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will still be the greatest fuck your female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy. If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans on them so that they can wave.I have a problem...Ya see I LOVE WOMEN! and if lovin women is wrong I don't wann be rite...I am just here to meet some new people (women) that look REAL good and hang wit my friends from home, cause I moved out out of the area and I am board...I I guess this is the part where I describe myself...ok...I will...I am a big fat, black ugly nigga...wit a bald head...I drink beer all the time...that is how I got this beer belly....if you are lucky I will let you rub it and make a wish!!!...I am not a pretty boy...but I am clean...I Wash My Own Ass....I dont get dressed up in suits or button ups....you can spot me any day in a Fresh White Tee, Jeans and My Foot Game is up....I stays Freshly Dipped Wit a Phat Pair of Kicks, White on White....you know.....or some Butters...the Classics not the new ones...SO hit a brotha up if you like fat boys....or if you know me from the past or....if you got nothin better to do....holla at ya boy....ONE!!!
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