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gRANDCardigan

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About Me

I just wanna say that I was at the first Thanksgiving and I brought maize, and I invented potOtos which are a little bit better than potatos, and um I invented kayaks and I invented the streets. um I'm in Italy right now, so um when I was born I was a cartoon, and I also won the title of Mr. Crazypants, and I said my pants were crazy, they had to admit my pants to a mental hospital, and give my pants pills, and put my pants in a straight jacket and um, I can fly, so...
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My Interests

Sprinkles Cupcakes, Yogurtland,eating, sleeping, GETTLING LOST IN YOUR EYES, singin, theatah, sweaters, music, dancing like a scene kid, ROLLIN WITH THE HOMIES, writing, bein grand, smelling things and you, SOMETIMES reading, (etc.) and teaching friends whom lack the ability TO DANCE OR SING, etc., how to.

I'd like to meet:

The kool kids, duh! my theory: all the help in the building met on break for a dance party. And This can't be in real time. This is how I cuss. Thank you.

Music:

Some of my fav's are: Lauryn Hill, Aaliyah, Missy Elliot, LETITIA CLARK, Jill Scott, Eryka Badu, Billie Holiday, Ella Fitzjerald, Ray Charles, Alicia Keys,Amy Winehouse, M.I.A.,Common,Noraj Jones, The Beetles, OBC's, Britney, Kanye West, School Boy Glamour, the Yeah Yeah Yeah's, Hot Hot Heat, Cassie, John Legend, Stevie Wonder, just to name a few.OH, COMPOSERES: ENNIO MORRICONE (Mission To Mars, Kill Bill); Mozart; John Williams (Minority Report, A.I., Star Wars), James Newton Howard (The Villiage); Mark Isham (CrAsH)HOW U LIKE DEM GRANNY SMITH APPLES!??SOUNDTRACKS TO BUY: STAR WARS, SIGNS, THE COLOR PURPLE, A.I., BACK TO THE FUTURE, CRASH, NAPOLEON DYNAMITE, A BUGS LIFE, THE PRINCE OF EGYPT, KILL BILL VOL. 1

I made this music player at MyFlashFetish .com.

Movies:

FAVORITE MOVIES OF ALL TIME: Lately, I've really been into Alfred Hitchcock films (thanks to Mitchell) The Color Purple, CrAsH, Waiting For Guffman, Crooklyn, House of Sand and Fog, Million Dollor Baby, Imitation of Life,Do The Right Thing,BEOWULF(the Robert Zemeckis version) Sister Sister, Mrs. Doubtfire, A Christmas Story, Signs, Star Wars, Dreamgirls, Napolean Dynamite, West Side Story, Black Girl, James and the Giant Peach, Aniie Hall, The Man Who Knew Too Much, Honey I Shrunk The Kids, Clifford, Back To The Future 2, Finding Nemo, Ellen Degeneres: Here And Now, Contact, Mission To Mars, The CHildren's Hour, E.T., The Land Before Time, The Never Ending Story, Look Who's Talking Too, The Prince of Egypt, The Three Faces of Eve, Kill Bill 1 & 2, The Sound And The Fury, The Messenger Jurassic Park, The Goonies, The Sandlot, The Parent Trap (the original), RENT, HOOK, United 93, Ghostdad, American History X, Rebel Without A Cause, The Great Outdoors, The Upside of AngerDirectors: M. Night Shyamaln, Steven Spieldburg, Tim Burton, Christopher Guest, Jim Henson

Television:

I like, uh GREY'S ANATOMY, Inside The Actor's Studio, HEROES, 30 Rock, the Simpsons, The Office, Everybody Hates Chris,AMTM (hey, I like Tyra Banks), the Food Channel (I just like watching food), Hey Monie, Spongebob, Fairly Oddparents, Chappelle's Show, Reno 911, I love Lucy, all the Discovery Channels, AMC, TCM, FMC, I really liked PLANET EARTH

Books:

The Martian Chroicles, The Handmaid's Tale, The Color Purple (I learned some stuff I did not know...), Beowolf, The Phantom Tollbooth, and The Giving Tree, and the Michael Ray Clark Story (title may change/not written yet) .

Heroes:

Jesus, my parents, my Papa J, some of my friends,the CG's, some actors/musicians, James Lipton from Inside the Actor's Studio...

My Blog

I BELIEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So not as if I my faith was gone, but this story definately reinforces it. This is more concrete than my nipple amazement, if any of you remember that.On Sunday, my family and I went to Morino Valley ...
Posted by gRANDCardigan on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 07:51:00 PST

20TH B DAY!

I just want to thank all of you, from the bottom of my face, for making my 20th the best. If you texted, or called, or were with me, or LICKED ICING OFF MY FACE, I'm way glad to have you in ...
Posted by gRANDCardigan on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 11:35:00 PST

6:10 am ReFlection

So it's early/late........ya, it's late cuz I haven't slept. I've been trying to sleep since four. I don't know if it's those vitamin/caffine pills I took this afternoon, but I jus had so much going t...
Posted by gRANDCardigan on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 06:27:00 PST

BLACK CHURCH!

So I meant to post this ON SUNDAY, but I didn't. Church  on Sunday was the best church service ever! It was youth day so it was dress down Sunday, meaning we could wear anything we wated. There w...
Posted by gRANDCardigan on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 02:14:00 PST

I AM A BLACK JEDI !

SO! I tried out for STAR WARS THE MUSICAL...Yes, you read that right. It's a 30 minute one act. I auditioned with AS LONG AS YOU'RE MINE from Wicked. I figurd, since we're only doing Apisode for....
Posted by gRANDCardigan on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:44:00 PST

SO THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!

KIDS MAKE ME LAUGH. I'll comment on some.   What does Love mean?A group of professional people posed this question to a group of 4 to 8 year-olds, "What does love mean?" The answers they got were...
Posted by gRANDCardigan on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 01:21:00 PST

RACIAL DAY AT WORK=CRAZY WHITE LADY

hmmm, ok so today at work it's like 7ish pm. It's me, lauren, daniel, and liz at the front desk. A short chubby white lady comes in with her 3 kids, all wet in their bathing suits, jus coming from the...
Posted by gRANDCardigan on Tue, 11 Oct 2005 01:25:00 PST

FILL IN TEH BLANKS!

I ____ Mikey.Mikey is ____.Mikey thinks a lot about _______.When I think of _________, I think of Mikey.If I were alone in a room with Mikey, I would _______.I think Mikey should _____.Mikey needs ___...
Posted by gRANDCardigan on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 01:39:00 PST

AND WE WONDER WHY THE THE WORLD IS...

Body: In light of the many perversions and jokes we send to one another for a laugh, this is a little different: This is not intended to be a joke, it's not funny, it's intended to get you thinking.Bi...
Posted by gRANDCardigan on Mon, 19 Sep 2005 02:15:00 PST

REMEMBER THE GOOD TIMES..............OR NOT SO GOOD

If you read this, even if I don't speak to you often, you must post a memory of me. It can be anything you want, it can be good or bad, just so long as it happened. Then post this in your journal to s...
Posted by gRANDCardigan on Thu, 15 Sep 2005 08:35:00 PST