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hay ley

I am not a killer, I just want to dance!

About Me


Twenty-nine different attributes, only seven that you like.
I want to learn how to dance the Charleston and go to a jazz bar. I wish I’d grown up in the sixties and seventies, though the lack of MySpace and MSN would be quite depressing (sad though it is to admit). I have a sudden desire to obtain and listen to music that my mother or father would have listened to in their youth (or relative youth). Once I was going to write a list of everyone and everything I hate, though I soon realised that the list would have been far too lengthy and gave up on that idea. Oh, and please, I do not want to hear your fucking MySpace song, so if you would provide me with the option of turning it off, it would be much appreciated. “It’s a beautiful thing, the destruction of words,” (Syme, George Orwell’s Nineteen Eighty-Four). No one can comprehend how much I disagree with this statement – I believe the world would be a much better place if everyone knew how to spell correctly and knew when and where apostrophes were actually required (and so on). I wish I were creative and arty, but sadly, I was only born with intellect accompanied by the unfortunate ability to come across extremely dumb. I dream of being a novelist, a successful one. The one thing my future home must have is a personal library filled with hundreds upon hundreds of books, novels and non-fiction alike. I like to go on to real estate websites and look at mansions in the English countryside that I can really only dream of owning one day.
blogs:
a day in the life
playground love
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My Interests

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abc, the (not the alphabet!)
adventures of the night
alphabetical order
amaa
america of the 1920's
arcade games, 80's style
benbentomtom
brisbane square library
british comedy
broadening my mind
cats
cat umbrellas
charades
classic films of the '80s
clearly, maddii
collages
commonsense
dear anne
dictionary.com/translator
driver dan
exclamation marks!!
fighting with maddii
friday night live with wesley
friends
gameboy color
general interests lists
get low!
google
grocery shopping
harry potter
hedwig
hmmmmmmm
house fighting
ihygd
-isms
karl marx
kedron: fun, house of
kinder surprise
late nights
legal eagles
mario kart!
math a potthe
melbourne
msm hoodie
papa beard (beard papa)
party time
peepee
photography
playing my piccolo stocking
pokemon
political satire
postman pat
potter puppet pals
rain
roflcupcake
samford jokes
sarcasm
scattergories
scrabble
second-hand bookstores
sos posse
tacky 90’s pop
tea & peach ice tea
teapots, teacups and saucers
tetris
the cheap asian store
-ticians
travelling
(imitation) uno
unstoppable tricksters
uq library ♥
wikipedia
winter

I'd like to meet:



Movies:

lost in translation
donnie darko
the breakfast club
st elmo's fire

Television:

the chaser's war on everything
old simpsons

Books:

harry potter
to kill a mockingbird

My Blog

A Day in the Life.

QUOTES! Phoebe: Is that a penguin?! What's a penguin doing in Hayley's dining room?Someone: It's a bowl, Phoebe. Everyone: Turn the lights off, Hayley.Hayley: *Turns lights off*Everyone: No, that's to...
Posted by hayley on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 12:22:00 PST

Playground Love.

HEY EVERYONE.Because I clearly have a million friends, I thought I might write a nice little blog about you all. It's in alphabetical order, so there's no hint of favouritism! ;) LOLZZZZ. If I ha...
Posted by hayley on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 09:38:00 PST