Dear Satan.... (part two) |
This wasn't really a request for advice, but it seemed like a chance to get a few things off my chest.Anyway, Dear Prince of Lies, I recently went to mexico, on a cruise, and in a small town i foun...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 01:39:00 GMT |
Because I’m a Fuckin’ Star... |
...People want to interview me. Read latest piece about Yours Truly in The Doomsday Department.The interview is towards the back of the issue.
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 14:18:00 GMT |
The Comedy Seance Tonight! |
Shit. Been so busy with the McCain campaign I almost forgot about this fuckin' thing. Anyway, tonight I'll be at Beerland in Austin Tx emceeing my annual Comedy Seance. This year we ...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 12:29:00 GMT |
Kansas City Here I Come. |
Hey folks,I'm gonna be at Famous Johnny's in KC all this week emceeing for the Unbookables. I just did a gig with some of 'em in Dallas where, despite there being about twelve people in the audi...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 12:16:00 GMT |
Save Bristol Palin |
My good friend Doug Stanhope is hoping to put your money where his mouth is. Won't you please give to ensure Bristol Palin's future?
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 12:28:00 GMT |
The Original King of Comedy is Dead! Long Live the Original King of Comedy! |
So Yer Tellin' Me, No Ocean's 14, Now? Shit. That's one of favorite movie franchises. Oh well. I guess they could make another one with out Bernie Mac, but it'd start getting pretty awful pretty q...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Aug 2008 08:40:00 GMT |
Im Gonna Mess with Texas. |
Later this week, Thursday thru Saturday to be exact, I'm gonna be on a little three day tour/bender with my good friend Doug Stanhope. Here's where you can join the partyJuly 31stWalter's on Washingt...
Posted by on Mon, 28 Jul 2008 15:21:00 GMT |
Dear Satan... |
I've never really been one to tell people how to live. Always seemed more like my old man's purview. Hell, he even wrote a book, for all the good it did anyone. The way I figure it, ...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:56:00 GMT |
Its Been a Busy Day. |
A little hectic today trying to get things ready for our two newest celebrity residents. Yup, Bozo the Clown and Jesse Helms arrived pretty much right on each other's heals earlier this morning. So,...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Jul 2008 12:39:00 GMT |
George Says Hello. |
George Says Hello.I spent a good part of last night getting reacquainted with an old friend. Me and Carlin go way back, but we've both been so busy over the past couple of decades, him with his ...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 12:20:00 GMT |
