An analogy of your life as compared to the thoughts of a sandwich |
An analogy of your life as compared to the thoughts of a
sandwich.
Huh? Whoa, here I am.
A second ago, I was just different parts, but that giant person just put
me together. I love that p...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Aug 2009 04:37:00 GMT |
A day in my life |
7:00 AM: I wake up to transformers!! not the cool transfomers i grew up with as a kid, some weird mutation of it that i guess kids like these days. I scream "fuck the world" and roll over and go ba...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 16:54:00 GMT |
Ghosts |
I love cheerful ghost movies, like "Ghost Town" and "Ghost Dad." but unlike Casper, these ghosts can't fly. They walk on the ground like normal living people. This produces a paradox. If they're af...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Aug 2009 15:10:00 GMT |
How long was he sitting there? |
He fell onto the ground in the alley, in the middle of the dark night. There, among the gravel, urine, and broken glass, he stayed until the sun came up. This was around noon, since only then was it...
Posted by on Wed, 20 May 2009 18:12:00 GMT |
Who would win between: |
The Incredible Hulk vs Venom:VenomDonkey Kong vs Mario:HAHAH! Mario! I've done it a million times!King Kong vs Godzilla:Wasnt this a movie like in the 60s or something? It depends on which versi...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 00:50:00 GMT |
Another casualty |
I was skateboarding from my house to the light-rail station, and guess what! i hit a crack in the sidewalk. I was able to land on my feet successfully, but my vehicle sped out into winchest...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:37:00 GMT |
DUIs, broken ankles, school, parents, etc..... |
Life has a funny way of fucking you in the ass. Well, more like trying to fuck you in the ass when you're not ready, so it gets all awkward. Then it becomes that weird in-the-bed talk when...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:44:00 GMT |
EVERYBODY poops!!! |
Seriously, EVERYBODY poops!!!Even girls, nerds, and gay guys!!Even black people and grandmas!!Sometimes, even C.E.O.s poop.One time, I read that celebreties poop!!!I even saw a TEACHER poop once!!
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:20:00 GMT |
HitchHiking Trip! |
Well, as many of you know, I'm hitchhiking across this great land. A few people have told me to make a blog about it, so here it goes... May 24, 2007 3:36 PM Well, I haven't left yet, but ...
Posted by on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:32:00 GMT |
Death... |
We all have pets/grandparents/whateva that eventually die. Very sad, no doubt there... Well, tonight, my numero uno perished. That's right... my guitar is destroyed. As...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 02:29:00 GMT |
