rants of a drunk mind entirely bent on mass complacentcy |
Quietly slouched in the corner typing away at a maddening pace,,, I contemplate past and possible future occurrences. It's depressing to think 18 years could slip by so ominously slow, and yet seem to...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 03:20:00 GMT |
The awkwardly unforgettable story of how Paul confessed he contracted the "clap". |
i'm sure while even though we live in this day and age, there are still some of you young readers not fully up-to-date on your sexually transmitted disease knowledge. So in short,,, the clap, a...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 17:26:00 GMT |
saga continueum, part duex. |
New shit for those of you that take the time to read my blogs,,, "much obliged". I'm comming out with a new weekly series of posts, aimed at continually perpetuating the plausible fact that i could in...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 15:51:00 GMT |
that mutha fucka FACEBOOK! |
I have now moved FaceBook into my top 5 things that will bring about the genocide of western culture.
Seriously! Alot of friends have been telling me to, "check it out". "it;s sweet!" so I naturally w...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 16:57:00 GMT |
3 cheers for the loss of... |
Those things that made highschool tollerable. it's senior year, i can't wait to leave. i'm dying to leave. I'd give 3 toes and an ear to leave this hell alive.
i think i'll have to m...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 03:01:00 GMT |
i beat kids |
I am better than your kids.
If you work in an office with lots of people, chances are that you work with a person who hangs pictures up that their kids have drawn. The pictures are always of...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 23:45:00 GMT |
cigarrets and coffee |
i came silently to the conclusion that these two things will cure mankind of all it's evil some day. Both of them have the ability to calm, arouse, invigorate, sooth, and mediate. I love both of these...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:17:00 GMT |
the resolve and clarity easily afforded by hindsight. |
once again, talking about life... thats my thing right now i guess. I looked back, and thought I was a crazy kid, but now,,, maybe not-so much...
Anyhow. I've been afforded resolve by my f...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:10:00 GMT |
I made it... to the wrong party... |
So bassically, i'm happy with life,,, because I know that even with all the bad, the good ain't as good without the bitter.
I fell in love a time ago, and lost it. Try as I might, I couldn't stop the ...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:22:00 GMT |
sexual debautchery and being a martyr. |
The shit has hit my fan today ladies and gentle folk. I almost died 3 times,,, 1=deer,,, 2=made my car do a knight-rider rocket boost over that bitch-ass deer,,, 3=stubbed my toe.
Bad things come in ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 18:00:00 GMT |
