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Josh

still the most hell my parents ever raised

About Me

I'm a stack of hundreds in a paper bag

My Interests


Shane MacGowan... unconsciously brilliant. You
can intelligently debate any topic from
theology, history, literature and
philosphy... though only while you're out of
your skull on booze.

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I'd like to meet:

David Allan Coe, Merle Haggard, George Jones, Rachel Ray, Danny boone, Mike Patton, Sid Vicious, Shane Macgowan, Bob Dylan, Eazy E, Gary Stewart, Robert Johnson, John Lennon, Johnny Cash, Charles Manson (should be intresting)Tupac Shakur, Jim Morrison(on second thought i would probably just be confused the whole time)Saul Williams, John Elway, Michael Irvin, and Austin Nichols

Music:

Rehab, Easy Jesus and Pimpadelic, Bob Dylan, Eazy E, The Doors, Slayer, Pantera, Skid Row, U.G.K., Phunk Junkeez, Pink Floyd, David Allan Coe, Merle Haggard, Waylon Jennings, Sublime, Willie Nelson, Hank Williams sr. jr. and III, Bad Brains,Chamillionaire,The Birthday Party, Marshall Tucker Band, Lynyrd Skynyrd, ICP, Del Tha Funky Homosapien, Twisted Sister, Soul Asylum, Afrika Bambaataa, Dinosaur Jr., Spoon, Conway Twitty, Shane Macgowan, Johnny Cash, Tool, GG Allin, Steve Miller, P Funk, Prince, Bloodhound Gang, Marvin Gaye, the Spinners, Sly and the Family Stone, Al Green, the Temptations, Tha Alkaholiks, the Misfits, Black Flag, the Dead Kennedys, The Dead Milkmen, Bad Brains,Nick Drake, Violent Femmes, the moldy peaches, 2pac, Miles Davis, anything Mike Patton has ever done, The Beatles, Bob Marley, Shooter Jennings, Newcleus, Wolfpac, Wu Tang, Gravediggaz, Eric B. and Rakim, Zion I, Biggie, Tribe Called Quest, Common, Talib Kwelli, Mos Def, Blind Melon, Highwaymen...pretty much anything i hear that isnt dumb .. .. .. width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

Scarface, Goodfellas, Cinderella Man, Ed Wood, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffalo Roam, Anchorman, Tombstone, 40 Year old Virgin, Hustle and Flow, Halloween, Stir of Echoes (still scares the piss out of me, i admit it), Menace II Society, Juice, the Lost Boys, Blow, Big, the Burbs, Raging Bull, Oliver and Company, Shaun of the Dead, National Lampoons Senior Trip, the Big Lebowski, Man on Fire, Raising Arizona, Dracula, One Flew over the Cukoos nest, Easy Rider, Platoon, the Shining, Death to Smoochy, the Warriors, Evil Dead 1,2 and Army of Darkness, Sixteen Candles, Pretty in Pink(yea i said it) The Breakfast Club, the Monster Squad, and Goonies! ..

Television:

the Simpsons, always sunny, the Office, My name is earl, entourage, $40 a day,tasty travels, tom goes to the mayor, What about Brian, mr. show, any standup comedy .. width="425" height="350" ....

Books:

anything by Hunter S. Thompson, Jack Kerouac, Saul Williams, I love all cookbooks by Rachel Ray.

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Jim Braddock, Ronnie James Dio, Mitch Hedberg, George Jones, Josh Asbill, and my Grandad

My Blog

have some of this jello ok

i was called immature the other day. i cant really remember who said it but it doesnt matter cuz there glue and you know the rest.but now im starting to think i might be a little immature (am i spelli...
Posted by Josh on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:37:00 PST

i got punched 8 times

so as most of you know i am really really scared of spiders. ive been known to run from a spider. once there was a spider on my bed and i spent the night at my brothers. another time i was hanging out...
Posted by Josh on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST

i feel good about myself

so i went to the 40store a few minutes ago. i didnt even want a 40 and im probably not even going to drink it, but i needed an excuse to drive around and listen to the new Young Buck album. if you hav...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:50:00 PST

bananas

this is an exact quote from my mom a couple nights ago. "I should have raised you better so you would have grown up gay so i could have somebody to watch lifetime movies with". i just had to share bec...
Posted by Josh on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 02:23:00 PST

astrology is fun!

so my horoscope pretty much told me that i shouldnt leave the house and that i should watch movies all day until the sun goes down. who am i to argue with astrology, especially when it tells me to lay...
Posted by Josh on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:28:00 PST

R.I.P. Buck Owens

so i got my new 2006 black ranger last night, and its what the scholars call "badass", just thought yall should know. r.i.p. buck
Posted by Josh on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 12:39:00 PST

the anger sharks are swimming in my head

i totally caught that kid, and kissed george but popup blocker wouldnt let me claim my Razr and ringtone, i dont need a razr, i already got one, but goddammit  
Posted by Josh on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 02:12:00 PST

vacation

so, im on "vacation" right now, i still have to work but im on "vacation".  Im house sitting for my parents for a week, so ive just been laying around watching cable tv (mostly 30 Minute Meals) &...
Posted by Josh on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:35:00 PST

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i hate exagerated beer pouring and typing sounds on the radio, it always makes me really mad when i hear it. im not sure why
Posted by Josh on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 04:07:00 PST

song stuck in my head

Be a witness, as I excersize my exorcismThe evil that lurks within the sin, the terrorismPossessed by evil spirits, voices from the deadI come forth with gravediggaz in a head full of dreadIve been e...
Posted by Josh on Tue, 27 Dec 2005 02:43:00 PST