Lawak Seni Bela Diri.... |
Di sebuah bar seorang pemuda berbadan kecil
sedang duduk 'relex'. Seorang pemuda
berbadan besar mendekati dan langsung
menendangnya keras, "Ciaaaat!!" Pemuda kecil
jatuh tersungkur dari bangku...
Posted by zUrA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Suami Yang Bengong..... |
Salman (bukan nama betul) pulang dari kerja
satu petang dan terdengar suara isterinya dalam
bilik mengerang. Dia berlari naik ke bilik dan
melihat isterinya terlantar di katil berpeluh tanpa
p...
Posted by zUrA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
all because of a dog named sex.... |
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Boy." I call mine "Sex." Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew his dog license, I told the clerk...
Posted by zUrA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
bace....gerenti tyer kentot... |
1) Lubang ape yang rasanyehangat,nikmat dan nyaman?Answer: LUBANGun pagi2, tarik selimut pas tu tidobalik.2) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M3) Kui...
Posted by zUrA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
hehehe.... |
The University of BloggingPresents tozuraAn HonoraryBachelor ofNon SequitursMajoring inWhingeingSignedDr. GoQuiz.com®Username:
Blogging DegreeFrom Go-Quiz.com...
Posted by zUrA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Didikan Bapak...... |
jayman bertanya kepada bapanya... jayman: pak, betul ke make love tu best? bapak: haah, samalah best macam kamu korek hidung kamu! jayman: tapi betul ke org pompuan lagi rasa best? bapak: kalo kamu ko...
Posted by zUrA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Stupid Psychiatrist !!! ReaD ThiS !!! |
Message: A 20-yr old girl went to see apsychiatrist."Doctor, I'm so angry at my boyfriend that Imustcall him "Bastard". Sometimes I feel that he'sgone too far, and he deserves the title.""Hmm.. such a...
Posted by zUrA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
how to make...zuRa..yummy... |
How to make a zura
Ingredients:
3 parts pride
5 parts humour
1 part beauty
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously.
Serve with a slice of lustfulness and a pinch of
salt. Yum...
Posted by zUrA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Contact Lens !! |
Pls do not ever wear contact lens when having BBQ. Please pass this to all your friends.To those who wear contact lenses, remove themwhen you have to attend a BBQ party or whatsoever that got to do wi...
Posted by zUrA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
