Timmy

I'd like to meet:

Alan Partridge, Tony Ferrino, Paul Calf, Pauline Calf, Duncan Thickett and Tom Saxondale - There is something uncannily similiar about this lot which I cant put my finger on, hmmmmmmmmmm? Since I wrote this I had the misfortune of bumping into Steve Coogan in Westport Ireland who Iv since learned is all of these characters...the cunning little swine! He turned out to be a right C*NT! thus shattering all my dreams. It's true that you should never meet your heroes as you'll always be disappointed. I'd like to meet someone more humble like David Walliams.. and kick the absolute shite out of him!