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america's dirty little secret

sorry i'm late, i was out spoiling my liver

About Me

"Liars, Cheaters, Thieves, Losers, Kings, Monsters, Users, Jerks, Rockstars, Hustlers, We Are A Cult, We Are The Truth."

My Interests

Great shit talker. Attractive to dirt balls and passionate about drinking. Laid back about those with whom he sleeps with. Knows how to have fun when drunk. Is not good at anything. Great butt kisser. Unpredictable. Outgoing with the loose ladies. Loud. Loves being in long relationships with his hand. Not one to mess with when driving drunk. Rare to find sober. Online Horroscope provided by Megan Barr

I'd like to meet:

shut up

Music:

Al B. Sure, Milli Vanilli, Snow, Vanilla Ice, MC Hammer, Chambawumba, Carpenters, Brian Wilson, Timmy T

Movies:

My Little Ponies The Movie

Television:

scary monkey show

Books:

The Death and Rebirth of a True Hatred

Heroes:

George W. Bush, Richard Nixon, Oliver North, John Kerry, John Bobbit, Neil's nutz and Elton John