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About Me

I'm a 26 year old chick. Live in Ohio. I have thousands upon thousands of things I could put here. But then that would take away from you trying to get to know me. It's hard to sum me up in a few words. Or a multitude of them even. I am a simplistic complexity. And even more confusing beyond that.

I can be the biggest bitch in the world or your very best friend. What I am is totally up to you and how you decide to treat me. The "Do unto others" bullshit. I stick by my friends and I will defend them vehemently. Sometimes to a fault. But it's who I am and I like it that way.

If there's anything you'd like to know/feel you need to know/want to say, feel free to get in touch with me. If I'm feeling generous enough to share? Then I will. If not? Then you know you've overstepped your bounds
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Matthew Sweet
David Bowie
Seth Green
Jonathan Schaech
Robert Smith
Gerard Way
My many alter egos.

My Blog

How To Give Birth To Opiate Masses

I have a dream. Okay, so I have many dreams. We all do, actually. But in this particular dream, we live in a world where "doctors" and pharmaceutical companies aren't fucking each other in private a...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jul 2008 02:43:00 GMT

Ho...ray

So I have orientation for the new job in the morning.  Afternoon?  Noon?  Whatever.  It's 2 am and I can't fucking sleep for the life of me.  I haven't really tried, but, then...
Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 23:00:00 GMT

On and On We Laugh Like Kids (Orignally posted 9/4/07)

Oh dear oh me oh my.  I have to place a quote here that a darling dear friend (Yes, Sam, that's you) once said.  "Your gene pool could use more than a little chlorine".  And you know wh...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:36:00 GMT

I Want To Be God

i was having a conversation with Amanda tonight and she's in a pretty pissy mood.  She started explaining to me that since her husband found religion (3 weeks ago) that's pretty much all his life...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:32:00 GMT

Boys Don’t Cry and Other Lies (Originally posted 8/12/07)

There are a thousand different things that are told to us, both boys and girls, about the opposite sex as children.  "Girls don't burp", "Boys are mean to you because they like to you".  So,...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:35:00 GMT

F-U-C-K’d in the USA! (Originally Posted 4/8/08)

Well, I was going to go on a rant about how the fundamentalist cult-type people in the world have no right to have their children.  Luckily, the state of Texas agrees with me.  Hooray!These ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:47:00 GMT

I Still Love Idiots! (Originally Posted 7/1/07)

ARGH!  It has been FAR too long since i managed to snag a moron in a chat room.  HOWEVER!!! Please, allow this to reinstill your lack of faith in the ignorance in humanity!!!! SPLEEEEEEE! RE...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:42:00 GMT

Ignorance Runs Rampant (Originally Posted 7/10/07)

Erin sent me this letter from a forum she belongs to for mommies.  i read it and...well...i'm not entirely sure what to make of the form of retardation this person suffers from.  ALAS! ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:41:00 GMT

Getting Something Other Than Boobs Off My Chest (Originally Posted 7/15/07)

Consider this fair warning...you've called me out on your blog in the past so...here we go. For some inexplicable reason, there are certain people that are finding it requisite to piss me off.  A...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:40:00 GMT

yay! Another Blog of Importance (Originally Posted 7/18/07)

i have about a billion things to go on about.  And i don't know where in the hell to begin.  i honestly don't.  And that kinda frightens me.  Usually, i have a little thought-proce...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 04:39:00 GMT