COLIN THE BALL

"I'm Colin the Ball, I'm Colin the Ball I'm yellow with white bits and 3inches tall. Although I am small, I'm incredibly cool, I party with rockstars I'M COLIN THE BALL! They call me a fool, but i make ladies drool I'm a TV sensation like Muffin the Mule Camcorders rule, but the pic's my main tool Check my photos on facebook then write on my wall. Search for Colin the Ball, I'll talk to you all, I'm just felt and rubber I'M COLIN THE BALL!"THE AMAZING ADVENTURE, THE FINDING AND NOW THE TV CAREER OF COLIN THE TENNIS BALL!The story so far:Well let’s just say boredom and being broke is no excuse to say you having nothing to do on a Sunday afternoon.With a six pack in a plastic packet - and thirst for yet another random adventure - we headed down to River Park in search of a place to drink and activity of sum sort to part take in.It was what we call love at first sight when a ball was noticed floating helplessly in the river.We both set out with a plan to save this ball, because seeing it for the first time we both knew that a game of (drunken) hand tennis wouldn’t be the same without it.Ty set out to save it whilst Craig sat thinking of a more helpful means of saving capture.Ty, however, with a massive branch to hand, stretched out into the middle of the river trying save this soon-to-be-legend and, in what felt like hours, but was merely seconds, he was saved and brought to dry grounds.Unbeknown to us at the time, Colin had attempted suicide due to depression having been dumped from his secret affair with leggy blonde and wife of DJ FatBallSlim, Zoe volleyBall.He'd hit the booze and drugs hard, but immediately realised his mistake and was nearly ready for his first adventure.He introduced himself as COLIN and our games began.NICE.From a game of hand tennis Colin was already proving to be all he was cut out to be, but then drunk men, tennis balls and dogs don’t mix!We owed Colin for the unfortunate canine incident (that we no longer talk about) so we took him to The Railway and realised he'd found home.There he was bouncing up and down in the moshpit like a mad man/ball.Colin was ours!He was our friend.He was a legend.It was a glorious time.And so the adventures of Colin begin!
Good news peeps!!! COLIN THE BALL has challenged the talent of the amazing LCD who has spent the last few days writing a song that is the life of COLIN, iv heard parts of it and, well i think its amazing!! We wil be making a music video to the song, something to look forward to!Colin doesn't rock, he rolls!I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)