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Dorkus Maximus Peknyum

Heartbreaker with your .44, I wanna tear your world apart...

About Me

I'm pete pekny. But if u're reading this, u already knew that... I'm 6'1" and i'm tons of fun... and currently i'm suffering from a sinus infection... so i'm a finish this later... Peace and <3 UPDATE: i'm over the sinus thingy, but now i'm fucked up 4 a dif. reason.... i got my rotator cuff opperated on, so i'm all messed up on Perc's...Percosetville is a suburb of VicodineLand! REUPATE: i have since recouperated from the shoulder, but, in seperate incidents, i've wrecked my truck and lost my g/f... :(
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: pete pekny
Birthday: 4/12/86
Birthplace: umm... a hospital
Current Location: po-dunk, NY
Eye Color: hazel
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: lefty
Your Heritage: german/cezch/irish...mut
The Shoes You Wore Today: B&W checkerd Vans Classics
Your Weakness: a lot...
Your Fears: a lot... losing those i love most... i guess...
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage and mushroom from Royal Pizza in Patchogue
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get outta OCCC and into the school i want 2 be in
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: when i have work... "shit, am i late?" in schoool..."what classes do i have today... do i have 2 go?"
Your Best Physical Feature: hahaha... me? i don't think i have one...
Your Bedtime: when ever i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: I'm making new one every day... I miss ya Shawn
Pepsi or Coke: Dew... duhh!
MacDonalds or Burger King: white castle!
Single or Group Dates: Just me and Caroline. If/when ever we do go out...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ice tea's gorss
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: def. coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: Fuck yes, asshole
Do you Sing: i try
Do you Shower Daily: most times 2x
Have you Been in Love: yeah, i'm in love right now
Do you want to go to College: i'm there, arn't i?
Do you want to get Married: someday... i hope
Do you belive in yourself: i have 2, no one elce does
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Hell no
Are you a Health Freak: also Hell no... gimmie some more bacon!
Do you get along with your Parents: yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: love em
Do you play an Instrument: guitar/bass/piano/acordian/irish wistle/harmonica...
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: i work in a bar... i'm german/irish... what do u think?!
In the past month have you Smoked: nope... not even pot
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah, but i don't remember where we went. lol
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i go to OCCC... it's hard not 2...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not the WHOLE box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope... that shit sux
In the past month have you been on Stage: i think so...
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope. She prob. should thou, i'm an asshole
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, to cold
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: i don't think so...lemmie check your ... i mean my wallet
Ever been Drunk: DUHH!
Ever been called a Tease: lol... not that i know of...
Ever been Beaten up: yeah... but usualy i do the beating...
Ever Shoplifted: i have been told by my lawyer not to comment...
How do you want to Die: fucking a hottie...lol,.. nahh... old, happy, and w/ a good family that i took care of...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i good father and a good husband... maybe a teacher or an architect
What country would you most like to Visit: Cezch. Republic(great beer and engineering)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dosn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: dosn't matter (red heads are cute though...)
Short or Long Hair: her pref. i'm down w/ what ever
Height: between 5'2" and 5'8"
Weight: below 140lbs.(i'm not worried about appearince, i just like smaller girls... idk y)
Best Clothing Style: what ever she likes will look good on her
Number of Drugs I have taken: pot, beer, shrooms,... i guess that's 3...
Number of CDs I own: at least 50
Number of Piercings: none, yet...
Number of Tattoos: one big one... as of now...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: TO MANY... but i wouldn't change a thing
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Just genuine people. People who can be themselves. I'm sick of fake people pretending to be what everyone elce is. I am a joke, one big stand-up routine, but I'm myself. I'de like everything i said on here to be funny, but i can't. There are sometimes when I feel the need to be serious. I don't meet many girls. I've never been gifted with looks, and I'm in no way skinny or hot. I'm so sick and tired of girls who look at me as a nasty peace of meat, I want one girl, just ONE, to be like, you know,... you realy are a nice guy....My cousin Vladimira Brozovska! :)
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My Blog

The highs

Liberty Diner @ 3am: So here r the hilights of my month so far... been liftin weights and running, gotta get in shape. round is just not doing it anymore... got a sick nasty 17" Gteway laptop for my b...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Apr 2009 12:15:00 GMT

at least it's rain and not snow

so I've neglected my blog yet again, but that's ok...just wanted 2 jot down a few thoughts 4 2night... I am actualy liking school again, I know...gay, but my green bldg. classes r really intresting......
Posted by on Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:21:00 GMT

ponderising

wow it's been like a year since i made a blog... damn! well i guess i better write one.... lol. all has been well this past year. me and caroline are still going strong. i'm still at OCCC, and guess w...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 16:46:00 GMT

sweetness

so a lot has happened since my last blog. School started, it still sucks. Work's been a bitch, and sometimes work's been awesome. We had our Holloween party at the bar, I dressed up as a jew...
Posted by on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 13:51:00 GMT

hacked...

ok, so here's the deal... i havn't been around much this week, but apparently someone's been using my myspace account. I got hacked. Big time. Ad let me say this, "hello! this is the real world, not a...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Aug 2006 08:05:00 GMT

prophesy

 here's a thought we, as teenagers are in transition, from child to adult. we clamor for independence. But, in fact, we can not stand on our own none of us truely can. All the...
Posted by on Thu, 22 Jun 2006 20:14:00 GMT

my first broken bone...

ok, so i've been pritty lazy w/my blog. As most of u know, i got a 2nd job at the Swan Lake GC over the summer. All has been going well, or i should say, was going well, untill yesterday. I got ran ov...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 05:26:00 GMT

May uhhh.... day

so what's up everyone? sorry i haven't been on so much. Finals were a bitch this simester... but i'm all done. i can only hope i passed them all. I just got back from Long Island w/ my dad, of corse i...
Posted by on Wed, 17 May 2006 19:09:00 GMT

Cheeseburger in Paradice = fu*kin awesome!

Well i'm 20 and 2 days now...lol. what's good everyone? thanks for hanging out w/ me @ the diner... etc. etc. I'll be having a "gathering" on monday, so whoever can make it, just give me a call. ...B...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 07:53:00 GMT

Adventure part2: the dorking

lol. well i'm awake, and done w/ work. And i have my White Castle! Yey! So yeah, i went to see Saves the Day @ the stone Pony in Asbury Park w/ my sister Robyn. Freaking sweet! BUTTTTT... i had to dri...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Apr 2006 14:55:00 GMT