Movies:
Good Will Hunting, Pride and Prejudice (the A&E version), Old School, Wedding Crashers, Rudy (pretty much any sports movie about an underdog brings me to tears), Office Space, Bridget Jones' Diary, Syriana, 21 Grams, Usual Suspects, A Few Good Men, Love Actually, Steel Magnolias, Shawshank Redemption...and of course, anything with frances mcdormand and john candy
Television:
The Office, Lost, Weeds, anything on Food Network except Emeril, Colbert Report, Grey's Anatomy (embarrassing, but true), Jeopardy, the Hills, Big Love, ANTM, music videos, Daily Show, Entourage, Sex and the City, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Bill Maher
Books:
Hmmm...there are a lot, but I've read P&P more times than I can count. Currently reading...Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Book of Salt